Chords
[Verse 1]
The G5first time I saw the DescenA5dents,
They C5were the fastest band I'd ever G5seen
No one in the crowd really caredA5 for them,
We were C5waiting for The Ally Cats to play G5
AfD5ter a couple months I heard KaE5buki Girl,
On C5Rodney on the ROQ, late Sunday G5night
That was enoughD5 for me, I hopped the busE5 to Licorice PizC5za
And bought my D5all time favorite record
[Verse 2]
G5 The next time I went to the whisA5key,
It was C5DOA with Millions of Dead G5Cops
The latter band played faster than I A5could believe
But the C5songs sounded the same and kind a G5sucked
'Cept D5John Wayne was a NaE5zi,
C5 And Joey Shithead was a G5drunk
Then D5John Macias beat some E5hippie to a pulp,
'Cause C5having long hair was a misG5take
[Verse 3]
G5The third time I went to the A5hospital,
C5I needed 13 stitches in my G5head
I managed to catch about 6 A5songs of Ill Repute,
Then some C5suicidal threw me into a G5post
My D5girlfriend started to cry 'cause we E5had to leave
Before C5DRI played 50 lousy G5songs
My D5blood stained shirt smelled of clove E5cigarettes
But it C5sure looked pretty cool after a G5wash
