Chords
[Intro]
E5
[Verse 1]
E5Some say the end is near.
G5Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.
E5Certainly hope we will.
G5I sure could use a vacation from this E5bullshit
[Chorus]
G5Threering E5circus G5sideC5show D5of E5freaks. Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.G5A.
D5
The E5only way to fix it is to flush it all aF5way. D5
E5Any fucking time. Any fucking G5day. D5
E5Learn to swim, see you down in Arizona F5Bay. D5 E5
[Verse 2]
E5Fret for your figure
And fret for your latte
And G5fret for your lawsuit
And fret for your hairpiece
And E5fret for your Prozac
And fret for your pilot
And G5fret for your contract
And fret for your car.
It's a E5bullshit
[Chorus]
G5Threering E5circus G5sideC5show D5of E5freaks. Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.G5A.
D5
The E5only way to fix it is to flush it all aF5way. D5
E5Any fucking time. Any fucking G5day. D5
E5Learn to swim, see you down in Arizona F5Bay. D5
[Bridge]
D5 C5 D5 E5 C5 D5 D5 C5 D5 E5 C5 D5 D5 C5 D5 E5 C5 D5
[Break]
E5
[Verse 3]
E5Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dip shits.
And some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.
G5Certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from thisE5 stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit.
G5One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
E5 Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.
G5Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' 'round to put it back the way it ought to E5be. G5 E5
[Guitar Solo]
G5 E5 G5 E5
G5
[Bridge]
E5 Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.
[Verse 4]
G5Fuck L Ron Hubbard
And fuck all his clones.
Fuck all these guntoting
Hip gangster wannabes. E5
G5Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies
And fuck your short memory. E5
G5Fuck smiley gladhands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional
Insecure actresses. E5
[Verse 5]
'Cause I'm praying for rain
I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom, please flush it all away.
I wanna see it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away. E5 D5 G5 D5
[Verse 6]
B5Time to bring it down again. E5 D5 G5 D5
B5Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines. E5 D5 G5 D5
And B5I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change,E5 my friend. D5 G5
I wanna D5see it all come B5down.
Bring it down
Suck it down.
Flush it down.
[Outro]
B5
