Chords
[Intro]
Bm
[Verse 1]
Bm You walk into the room
A#aug With your pencil in your hand
D/A You see somebody naked
And you,E9 you say, "Who is that man?"
G You try so hard
But youEm don't understand
DJust what you will F#msay
When you getBm home
BeDcause something is hapF#mpening here
But ya' don'tBm know what it is
G Do you, Mister BmJones?
[Verse 2]
Bm You raise up your head
A#aug And you ask, "Is this where it is?"
D/A And somebody points to you and says
E9 "It's his"
G And you say, "What's mine?"
And somebody elseEm says, "Well, what is?"
And you Dsay, "Oh my God, F#mam I here all alone?" Bm
ButD something is hapF#mpening
And you don't Bmknow what it is
G Do you, Mister BmJones?
[Verse 3]
Bm You hand in your ticket
A#aug And you go watch the geek
D/A Who immediately walks up to you
E9 When he hears you speak
G And says, "How does it feel to
Em Be such a freak?"
And you say, "ImDpossible"
As he F#mhands you a bone Bm
AndD something is hapF#mpening here
But ya' Bmdon't know what it is
G Do you, Mister BmJones?
[Bridge]
Bm You have many contacts
D Among the lumberjacks
To Gget you facts
When someone attacks your imaginaBmtion
But nobody has any respect
D Anyway they already expect you
G To all give a check
To taxEmdeductible charity organiA7zation
[Verse 4]
Aw,Bm you've been with the professors
And A#augthey've all liked your looks
D/A With great lawyers you have
DisE9cussed lepers and crooks
G You've been through all of
F. Scott FitzEmgerald's books
D You are very well F#mread
It's well Bm
ButD something is hapF#mpening here
And you Bmdon't know what it is
G Do you, Mister BmJones?
[Verse 5]
Well theBm sword swallower, he comes up to A#augyou
And then he kneels
D/A He crosses himself
And then heE9 clicks his high heels
And Gwithout further notice
He asks youEm how it feels
And he says, D"Here is your throat back F#m
Thanks for the Bmloan"
D And you know someF#mthing is happening
But you Bmdon't know what it is
G Do you, Mister BmJones?
[Verse 6]
NowBm you see this oneeyed midget
A#aug Shouting the word "Now"
D/A And you say, "For what reason?"
E9 And he says, "How?"
G And you say, "What does this mean?"
And he screamsEm back "You're a cow
DGive me some F#mmilk or else goBm home"
And Dyou know something is happeF#mning
But ya' don't Bmknow what it is
G Do you, Mister BmJones?
[Verse 7]
Well, Bmyou walk into the room
Like a caA#augmel and then you frown
D/A You put your eyes in your pocket
And yourE9 nose on the ground
G There oughtta be a law
AEmgainst you comin' around
You Dshould be made
To F#mwear earBmphones
D 'Cause something is F#mhappening
And ya' Bmdon't know what it is
G Do you, Mister BmJones?
[Outro (Fade Out)]
Bm
