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[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
It's your Dbirthday today
What does that mean I guess I'll try to explain
That many Gyears ago on this day
It was the Afirst time your parents saw your beautiful Dface.
[Verse 2]
And Dnine months before that magical day
Your dad probably took your mom out on a date
And they were Ghaving a good time
They were dancing and Ddrinking wine
[Verse 3]
And when Dthey got home they were horny as hell
And your dad threw your mom down on the bed
And he toGre her panties off
And his weewee was haDrd as a rock
[Verse 4]
And at Dthis point your mom wanted to give your dad head
But your dad also wanted to give your mom head
So they Gformed a sixty nine
And your mom came at Dleast three times
[Verse 5]
And then your Ddad was so excited to get inside your mom
That he forgot to put a condom on
And when he Grealized his mistake
He had eAjaculated and it was too laDte
[Bridge]
D7 And then your Gmom got preAgnant
And your Bmdad started cryDing
He wanted your moGm to get an aboArtion
But your Bmmom really wanted a chiDld
[Outro]
And Gnine months later Ayou were born
And Gfive months later your Aparents got a diDvorce
Happy birthday
