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[Verse 1]
CHey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
They Am7say I'm the cutest boy in town
My Dm7car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I Gtell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
CHere I am at a famous school
I'm Am7dressin' sharp 'n' I'm
Actin' cool
I got a Dm7cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her Gdo all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her
[Chorus]
Oh FGod I am the American dream
I Emdo not think I'm Amtoo extreme
An' I'm a Dm7handsome sonofabitch Gsus4 G
I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich
[Verse 2]
CWomen's Liberation
Came Am7creepin' across the nation
I Dm7tell you people, I was not ready
When I Gfucked this dyke by the name of Freddie
She Cmade a little speech then,
Aw, she Am7tried to make me say when
She had my Dm7balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess it's Gstill hooked on, but now it shoots too quick
[Chorus]
Oh FGod I am the American dream
But Emnow I smell like AmVaseline
An' I'm a Dm7miserable sonofabitch Gsus4 G
Am I a boy or a lady... I don't know which
[Verse 3]
So I Cwent out 'n' bought me a leisure suit
I Am7jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a Dm7job doin' radio promo
And Gnone of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
ECventually me 'nd a friend
Sorta of Am7drifted along into S&M
I can Dm7take about an hour on the tower of power
As Glong as I get a little golden shower
[Chorus]
Oh FGod I am the American dream
With a Emspindle up my butt till it Ammakes me scream
An' I'll do Dm7anything to get aGsus4head G
I lay awake nights sayin,' "Thank you, Fred!"
[Outro]
Oh FGod, Oh God, I'm so fantastic!
EmThanks to Freddie, I'm a Amsexual spastic
And my Dm7name is Bobby Brown Gsus4 G
Watch me now; I'm goin' down,
And my Dm7name is Bobby Brown Gsus4 G
Watch me now; I'm goin' down,
And my Dm7name is Bobby Brown Gsus4 G
Watch me now; I'm goin' down.
