Chords
[Verse 1]
Bm It's these subF#/A#standard motels
AOn theE/G# G corner of D/F#4th and C#/FFreemontF# Street
ApBmpealing, F#/A#only because they're Ajust that E/G#unappealing
GAny practiced D/F#Catholic would C#/Fcross themselves uF#pon entering
Bm The rooms F#/A#have a hint of asDbestos And may E/G#
be justG a dashD/F# of forC#/Fmaldehyde F#
BmAnd the F#/A#habit of decomDposing E/G#right before your GveryD/F# C#/F eyes F#
Along with the people inBmside D
[Chorus]
What a GwonderfulEm caBmricature ofEm Dintimacy F#
InBmside,D what a GwonderfulEm caBmricature ofEm Dintimacy F#
[Interlude]
ToGnight tenants range from a Bmlawyer and a virgin
AccessoGrizing with a rosary Bmtucked inside her F#/A#lingerie
[Post-Chorus]
She's Emgetting a F#job at the Gfirm come AMonday
The EmMrs. will F#stay with the Gcheating atF#/A#torney
MoonBmlighting aF#/A#side, she Areally needs his E/G#money
A Gwonderful caD/F#ricature of Fdim7intimaF#cy
[Verse 2]
Bm F#/A# And not to Amention, the E/G#constable
AndG hisD/F# propoC#/Fsition, forF# that Bmvirgin
F#/A#Yes, the Aone the lawyer E/G#met with onG strictly D/F#business
C#/F As he F#said to the BmMrs.
Well, only F#/A#hours before, Dafter heE/G# had left
G She was D/F#fixing her faceC#/F in F#a comBmpact There F#/A#
wasD a E/G#terrible crash G D/F# C#/F F#
Bm Between F#/A#her and the badge
A She spilled her E/G#purse and her bag
G And heldF# a "purse"C#/F of a F#different Gkind
AF#long with the people inBmside D
[Chorus]
What a GwonderfulEm caBmricature ofEm Dintimacy F#
InBmside,D what a GwonderfulEm caBmricature ofEm Dintimacy F#
[Post-Chorus]
F# There are no Graindrops on Bmroses and girls in white Gdresses
It's sleeping with Bmroaches and taking best
EmShade of the F#msheets and beGfore all the Asus2stains
EmAnd a few F#mmore of your Gleast favorite F#/A#things
BmRainF#/A#drops on Aroses and E/G#girls in white Gdresses
It's D/F#sleeping with Emroaches and C#taking best
BmShade of the F#/A#sheets and beAfore all the E/G#stains
GAnd a few D/F#more of your Emleast favorite F#mthings
[Bridge]
G Dsus2/A InBmside,D what a GwonderfulEm caBmricature ofEm Dintimacy F#
InBmside,D what a GwonderfulEm caBmricature ofEm Dintimacy F# G
[Interlude]
G Bm G Bm
Em F#m G Asus2 Em F#m G F#/A#
[Outro]
GRaindrops on Bmroses and girls in white Gdresses
It's sleeping with Bmroaches and taking best
EmShade of the F#msheets and beGfore all the Asus2stains
EmAnd a few F#mmore of your Gleast favorite F#/A#things
BmRainF#/A#drops on Aroses and the E/G#girls in white Gdresses
And the D/F#sleeping with the Emroaches and the C#taking best
BmShade of the F#/A#sheets and beAfore all the E/G#stains
GAnd a few D/F#more of your Fdim7least favorite C#things F#
