Chords
[Intro.]
G F#m
G Yeah!
F#m Bm Em C
[Verse 1]
G And if your heart stops beating
F#m I'll be here wonBmdering
Did you Emget what you deserve? C
The ending of your Glife
And if you get to heaven
F#m I'll be here Bmwaiting, babe
Did you Emget what you deserCve?
The end, and if your Amlife won't wait
[Pre-Chorus]
Then Bmyour Cheart can't Dtake this
[Chorus]
GHave you heard the Bmnews that you're dead?
CNo one ever had much nice to say
I B/D#think they never liked you D#dimanyway
Oh, takeG me from the Bmhospital bed
CWouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned
And B/D#wouldn't it be great if D#dimwe were Gdead?
[Break]
Oh, dead
[Verse 2]
G Tonguetied and oh, so squeamish
F#m You never fellBm in love
Did you Emget what you deserve? C
The ending of your Glife
And if you get to heaven
F#m I'll be here Bmwaiting, babe
Did you Emget what you deserve? C
The end, and if your Amlife won't wait
[Pre-Chorus]
Then Bmyour Cheart can't Dtake this
[Chorus]
GHave you heard the Bmnews that you're dead?
CNo one ever had much nice to say
I B/D#think they never liked you D#dimanyway
Oh, takeG me from the Bmhospital bed
CWouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
And B/D#wouldn't it be great if D#dimwe were Amdead?
[Interlude 1]
And in my honest observaGtion
During this operation
Found a F#mcomplication Emin your heart D
So long,C 'cause Bmnow you've Amgot
G Maybe F#mjust two weeks to live
Is that the mostBm the both of you can give?
[Solo]
G Bm C B/D#
D#dim G Bm C
B/D# D#dim
[Break]
GOne, two, one, two, three, four!
[Interlude 2]
G Bm C D Well, come on
G Bm C D Oh, motherfucker
G Bm If Clife ain't just a joke D
Then why are we laughGing?
Bm If Clife ain't just a joke D
Then why am I dead? G
[Outro]
[Dead!]
