Chords
[Intro]
Dm Gm Dm A9
Dm Gm Dm A9
Dm
[Verse 1]
Well a Dmfunny thing happened on the way to the moon
That's the title of a video that I watched on YouTube
Bb9You can see astronauts A9hanging from wires
Bb9Proving that astronauts and A9NASA are liars
They Dmanalyse photos and highlight mistakes
With the moon landing missions they show it was faked
Bb9You can see 'em faking the A9photos of earth
They Bb9use a round window toA9 fake the curve
DmHm, that's suspicious, don't you think?
Yeah, listen up.
[Verse 2]
I watched aDmnother documentary called "Astronauts gone wild"
Astronaut Buzz Aldrin gets a little riled
Bb9All he was asked was toA9 swear to god
That he wentBb9 to the moon butA9 he would not
DmHe was faced with a moon landing denier
Had a chance to show that he ain't no liar
But Bb9Buzz decided to punchA9 that dude
Just for Bb9asking him to swear if he wentA9 to the moon
DmHm, that's suspicious, so...
[Chorus]
GmDo you still believe we Dmwent to the moon
A9Do you still believe what theyDm tellin you
Just conGmnect the dots and Dmpretty soon
You'll Bb9find out what I A9found out too
But If you Gmquestion this stuff you'll be Dmlabelled a loon
You'll be A9called a conspiracy Dmtheory buffoon
But I don't Gmcare man, I'm still gon' Dmmake this tune
Coz I A9know that we didn't go to the Dmmoon
[Verse 3]
And Dmhow bout the moon rocks They gave to museums
And thousands and thousands of people did see em
But Bb9one museum took aA9 closer look
And Bb9soon realised that A9something's afoot
The Dmrock they were given turned out to be fake
Just a piece of old wood not a rock from space
Yeah, when Bb9god made the moon he A9saw it was good
But apBb9parently made it from A9petrified wood
DmHm, yeah that's suspicious.
Listen up...
[Verse 4]
In aDmnother museum sits an astronaut suit
Take a good look at the tread on the boot
It Bb9doesn't match up with the A9prints on the moon
And Bb9y'all still believe what they'reA9 telling you
Or Dmhow bout that phone call that Nixon made
To the moon that's a quarer million miles away
When I Bb9can't get a signal on my A9cell phone line
I Bb9guess phones were better inA9 sixty nine
DmHm... well...
[Chorus]
GmDo you still believe we Dmwent to the moon
A9Do you still believe what theyDm tellin you
Just conGmnect the dots and Dmpretty soon
You'll Bb9find out what I foundA9 out too
But If you Gmquestion this stuff you'll be Dmlabelled a loon
You'll be A9called a conspiracy Dmtheory buffoon
But I don't Gmcare man, I'm still gon' Dmmake this tune
Coz I A9know that we didn't go to the Dmmoon
[Verse 5]
Yeah youDm went straight through those van Allen belts
It wasn't a problem right and nothing was felt
But Bb9now you say it's a problem and youA9 can't get through
This Bb9problem needs to be solved acA9cording to you
But Dmdidn't you solve that problem back in sixty nine
You flew straight through em five more times
Bb9 You wonder why I A9think it's fake
When Bb9there are so many aA9pollo mistakes
[Verse 6]
Like the teDmlemetry data that's all gone missing
Thirteen thousands reels are you kidding
A Bb9giant leap for A9all of mankind
But you Bb9lost all the data
And A9no one can find
DmHm... c'mon man, are you kidding?
[Chorus]
GmDo you still believe we Dmwent to the moon
A9Do you still believe what theyDm tellin you
Just conGmnect the dots and Dmpretty soon
You'll Bb9find out what I foundA9 out too
But If you Gmquestion this stuff you'll be Dmlabelled a loon
You'll be A9called a conspiracy Dmtheory buffoon
But I don't Gmcare man, I'm still gon' Dmmake this tune
Coz I A9know that we didn't go... no...
[Outro 1]
There's Gmno blast crater from the Dmlunar module
A9 Probably coz that thingDm was a model
Or Gmthe flag that flutters with Dmno atmosphere
Bb9 Don't you think that's aA9 bit queer
GmIntersecting shadows means aDmnother light source
A9Do I think it's fake, Dmyeah of course
The Gmwhole thing was filmed on a DmHollywood set
DiBb9rected by Kubrick is A9my best bet
The Gmmoons so cool we Dmlove to explore it
But A9we can't get past Dmlow earth orbit
GmDo the research people I Dmthink you'll find
But Bb9Nasas admits that a A9bunch of times
Listen...
[Outro 2]
Gm Dm A9 Dm
Gm Dm Bb9 A9
Gm Dm A9 Dm
Gm Dm A9 Dm
Gm Dm A9 Dm
