Chords
[Intro 1]
E5Wake up kid
It's half past what you think
Never really changes but the date
But you're a grand slammer
But you know Babe Ruth
You gotta learn how to relate
Cause you be swinging from the peregrinate
I got all answers lower the holes
I got the right key baby
But the wrong key hole, yo E5
[Verse 1]
E5 Well I E5woke up this morning
On the wrong side of the bed
And how I got to thinkin'
About all those things you said
About ordinary people
And how they make you sick
And if callin' names kicks back on you
Then I hope this does the trick
[Pre-Chorus]
'Cause I'm E5sick of your F#5complainin'
AboutG5 how manyA5 bills
And I'm E5sick of all F#5your bitchin'
'Bout your G5poodles and A5your pills
And I E5just can't see F#5no humor
AboutG5 your way ofA5 life
And I B5think I can do more for you
With this here fork and knife
[Chorus]
E5Eat D5the B5rich A5
There's onD5ly one thingB5 that A5they areG5 E5good for
E5Eat D5the B5rich A5
Take D5one biteB5 nowA5__cG5ome E5back for E5more D5Eat B5the A5
rich
D5I gotB5ta getA5 G5this E5off my E5chest D5Eat B5the A5
rich
D5Take oneB5 biteA5 G5nowE5spit out
[Bridge]
E5 the rest
[Verse 2]
E5So I called up my head shrinker
And I told him what I'd done
He said you best go on a diet
Yeah, I hope you have some fun
And a don't go burst the bubble
On rich folks who get rude
'Cause you won't get in no trouble
When you eats that kinda food
[Pre-Chorus]
E5Now they're smoF#5kin' up their junk G5bonds And then they A5
go get stiff
E5And they're danF#5cin' in the yacht G5club With muff and A5
uncle biff
But E5there's one F#5good thing that happens
G5When you toss yourA5 pearls to B5swine
Their attitudes may taste like shit
But go real good E5with D5wine B5Eat A5
[Chorus]
the rich
D5There's onlyB5 one A5thing thatG5 E5they are E5good D5for B5Eat A5
the D5rich TakeB5 oneA5 bite G5now E5
come E5back D5for B5more A5
Eat D5the rich B5I got A5
G5ta E5get this E5off D5my B5chest A5
Eat D5the richB5 TakeA5 G5one bite E5
now E5
[Solo]
A5 E5 A5 B5
D5 E5
[Break]
E5
[Pre-Chorus]
spit E5out the rest
F#5Believe in all G5the good things That A5
money E5just can't buy
F#5Then you won't get no G5bellyache
A5From eatin' humbE5le pie
I F#5believe in rags to G5riches Your in A5
heriB5tance won't last
So take your gray poupon my friend
[Chorus]
And shove E5it D5up B5yourA5 ass
Eat D5the rich ThereB5's A5only one G5
E5thing that E5they D5are B5goodA5 for
D5Eat theB5 rich A5
Take G5one E5bite nowE5__cD5ome B5backA5 for D5more Eat B5the rich
A5
G5I E5gotta E5get D5this B5offA5 my D5chest EatB5 theA5 G5rich Take E5
one bite E5nowD5__sB5pitA5 out the D5rest Eat theB5 rich
A5There's on G5
E5ly one E5thing D5that B5theyA5 are D5good forB5 Eat A5
the G5rich
E5Take one E5bite D5nowB5come D5back for B5more Eat A5
G5the E5rich
Don't E5stop D5me B5now,A5 I'm D5goin' craB5zy
A5Eat G5the E5rich
That's my