Chords
[Intro]
E5 D#5 E5 D#5 E5 D#5 E5
E5 D#5 E5 D#5 E5 D#5
E5
[Verse 1]
E5Bell on D#5door clangs, E5come on in D#5
E5Floyd obD#5serves my E5hairy chin D#5
E5Sit down D#5chair don't E5be afraid D#5
E5Steamed hot D#5towel E5on my face
[Chorus]
C5 G#5 B5 G5 I was C5shamed G#5 B5
G5 I was C5shamed G#5 B5
G5 I was C5shamed G#5 B5 G5
[Break]
E5 D#5 E5 D#5 E5 D#5 E5
[Verse 2]
E5Barney D#5ties me E5to the chair D#5
E5I can't D#5see, I'm E5really scared D#5
E5Floyd breathes D#5hard, I E5hear a zip D#5
E5Peepee D#5pressed E5against my lips
[Chorus]
C5 G#5 B5 G5 I was C5shamed G#5 B5
G5 I was C5shamed G#5 B5
G5 I was C5shamed G#5 B5 G5
[Solo]
E5 B5 A5 E5 B5 A5
E5 B5 A5 E5 A5
[Break]
E5 D#5 ahE5 D#5 ah
E5 D#5 E5
[Verse 3]
E5I sense D#5others E5in the room D#5
E5Opie, D#5Aunt Bee, E5I presume D#5
E5They take D#5turns and E5cut me up D#5
E5I died D#5smothered E5in Aunt Bee's muff
[Chorus]
C5 G#5 B5 G5 I was C5shaG#5med B5
G5 I was C5shaG#5med B5
G5 I was C5shaG#5med G5 E5 D#5