Chords
[Intro]
C Am
C
[Verse 1]
Am If you Csave yourself for marriage, you're a bore
If you don't Amsave yourself for marriage, you're a horrible person
If Fyou won't have a drink, then you're a prude
But they'll Dm7call you a drunk as soon as Gyou down the first one
[Verse 2]
If Cyou can't lose the weight, then you're just fat
But Amif you lose too much, then you're on crack
You're Fdamned if you do and you're damned if you don't
So, you Dm7might as well just do whatGever you want
[Chorus]
So, Cmake lots of noise, hey
AmKiss lots of boys, yeah
Or Ckiss lots of girls if that's Dm7somethin' you're Ginto
When theC straight and narrow gets a Amlittle too straight
Roll up a joint,F or don't
Just Cfollow your arrow wherGever it Cpoints
C/BYeah, Amfollow your Carrow wherGever itC points
[Verse 3]
Am C Am If Cyou don't go to church, you'll go to Hell
If you're the firstAm one on the front row, you're a selfrighteous son of a...
FCan't win for losin', you'll just disappoint 'em
Just Dm7'cause you can't beat 'em, don't Gmean you should join 'em
[Chorus]
So, Cmake lots of noise, hey
AmKiss lots of boys, yeah
Or Ckiss lots of girls if that's Dm7somethin' you're Ginto
When theC straight and narrow gets a Amlittle too straight
Roll up a joint,F or don't
Just Cfollow your arrow wherGever it Cpoints
C/BYeah, Amfollow your Carrow wherGever it Cpoints
[Bridge]
CSay what you think
AmLove who you love
'Cause Cyou just get so many Amtrips around the sun
Yeah, you Fonly...
Dm7Only live Conce
[Chorus]
Am C Am So, Cmake lots of noise, hey
AmKiss lots of boys, yeah
Or Ckiss lots of girls if Dm7that's what you're Ginto
When theC straight and narrow gets a Amlittle too straight
Roll up a joint,F I would
And Cfollow your arrow wherGever it Cpoints
C/BYeah, Amfollow your Carrow wherGever it Cpoints
[Outro]
Am C Am C
