Chords
Hell Gyeah
[Chorus]
B D Hell Gyeah
B D Hell Gyeah
B D Hell Gyeah B D
[Verse 1]
G If I were God there would be Bno explicit Dsex on TV. G
B D G Like little Opie eating Bpie when he made Dit with Aunt Bea. G B D
[Pre-Chorus]
G If I were God thou shall not Bworship false DBilly Idols.
G And thou shall add the Book Of BFlavor Flav Dto the Bible.
G Thou shall make fun of HindusB thou shall not Dmake a "Speed two"
G If I were God that's what I'd Bdo heavens Dno.
Hell Gyeah
[Chorus]
B D Hell Gyeah
B D Hell Gyeah
B D Hell Gyeah B D
[Verse 2]
G If I were God I'd get a Bbunch of slaves to Ddo everything. G
B D G Norwegian lesbians that Bfeed me grapes and Dknow how to sing. G B D
[Pre-Chorus]
G If I were God thou shall not Bwear tube socks Dwith Flip-Flops.
G Thou shall sit and thou shall Bspin thou shall Deven wife swap.
G Thou shall resist the Olsen BTwins thou shall not Dcut "Footloose"
G If I were God that's what I'd Bdo heavens Dno.
Hell Gyeah
[Chorus]
B D Hell Gyeah
B D Hell Gyeah
B D Hell Gyeah. B D
[Verse 3]
C And when they nail my pimpled ass Gto the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should Amthrow them off
He goes by the name Jesus and steals Ehubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowCbar?
To pry these God damn nails out they're beGginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this Amlousy T-shirt.
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter I'll Esing as I'm flogged.
Yeah that's what I would do if I were CGod.
[Bridge]
So vote for me for Savior and you'll Ggo to heaven.
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin SpaAmcey in "Seven"
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-EHockey -Stick.
You just can't teach an old God new tricks. C
But would I be a good Messiah with my Glow self-esteem?
If I don't believe in myself would that Ambe blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy holier than Ethou facade.
Yeah that's what I would do if I were CGod
[Outro]
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G Am E C
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