Chords
[Intro]
C Gsus4/B Am7 G [Fadd9] G
C G
[Verse 1]
C Have you ever watched the Gsus4/Bsun go dowAm7n?
And you're thinking bout' the Gworld spinning round
[Fadd9] Have you ever been Ghigh as fuck? C G
[Verse 2]
C You're in the bathroom Gsus4/Bmirror talking to yourseAm7lf
And your dog's looking Gat you like you need help
[Fadd9] Have you ever been Ghigh as fuck? C G
[Verse 3]
C Then you feel your heart Gsus4/Bpumping really faAm7st
And you're convinced that you're Ggonna have a heart attack
[Fadd9] Have you ever been Ghigh as fuck? C G
[Verse 4]
C You close your eyes and you're Gsus4/Bon a chicken faAm7rm
The only problem's that the Gchickens have human arms
[Fadd9] You say "that's fucked up, why do the Gchickens have human arms?" C G
[Verse 5]
C You need snacks so you Gsus4/Bwalk to the corner stoAm7re
But you're scared because you Gthink that they will know you're high
[Fadd9] So you walk around the Gblock to buy some tiCme G
[Verse 6]
C You finally decideGsus4/B to go in the stoAm7re
But you're so high you don't know Gwhy you're there anymore
[Fadd9] So you just buy a pack of gumG and get the hell out of there
[Bridge 1]
C G You're Am7walking home and you're Gsus4/Bmouth is Cdry Gsus4/B
You should have Am7bought some juice and snacks but you Gsus4/Bwere too Chigh Gsus4/B
Am7Thinking 'bout Gsus4/Bketchup Cchips Gsus4/B
And for Am7some reason the game Gsus4/BBattleshiCp
And you start thinking about how fun it was to playC games like battleship when you were a kid
[Bridge 2]
And how, as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves
So you say "Guess What? I'm gonna make up a game right now
And it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine
And I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat
But then you don't know where to find a porcupine
You go on ebay and you do a search but people don't sell porcupines on the internet
And you say "You know what Gworld?
You've got me cornered again!"
I'm gonna roll another joint
[Outro]
C You ever eat a whole Gsus4/Bbag of crackers Am7that were so old
That they Gweren't crispy anymore?
[Fadd9] Have you ever been Ghigh as fuCck?