Chords
[Intro]
A#m F# C#m G#
A#m F# C#m G#
A#m F# C#m G#
A#m F# C#m G#
A#m F# C#m
G#
[Verse 1]
A#m I hope ya F#flip some guy the bird, C#m
He cuts you G#off and you're forced to swerve, A#m
In front of F#the Beatles' tour bus, C#m
A BookmobileG# and a Mack truck,
A#m Hauling hazarF#dous biological waste, C#m
The light turns redG# you have no brakes, A#m
And "Hard Copy" F#gets it all on tape,
C#m So you can seeG# the look on your face,
[Bridge]
A#m F# C#m G#
[Die] [Die] [Die] [Die] [Die] [Die] [Die!,]
A#m F# C#m G#
[Die] [Die] [Die] [Die] [Die] [Die] [Die!,]
[Verse 2]
A#m I hope your F#Pinto begins to spin,
C#m Takes out a diG#sabled Vietnam Veteran,
A#m Mows down a F#Nobel Peace Prize WinC#mner,
And maybe some orG#phans having Christmas dinner, A#m
Perhaps even the BriF#tish Royal Family, C#m
And the Rabbi that's G#clutching the bottlefed puppy,
A#m And we can't forgetF# the newlyweds, C#m
And those Jerry's Kids areG# as good as dead,
[Chorus]
A#m I hope this F#helps to emphasize, C#m
G# A#m I hope this F#helps to clarify, C#m
G# I hope you A#mdie,
[Bridge]
F# C#m G# A#m
F# C#m G# A#m
F# C#m G#
[Verse 3]
A#m I hope your F#cellmate thinks he's God,
C#m But C. N. N. refer to G#him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob",
A#m Serving time againF# for abuse of a corpse,
C#m Only this time the G#victim's a Clydesdale horse,
A#m While he masturbatesF# to photos of livestock,
C#m He does the "Silence of the G#Lambs" dance to Christian Rock,
A#m Eats feces and F#quotes from "Deliverance",
C#m And fights with his iG#maginary playmate Vince,
[Bridge]
A#m F# C#m G#
[Die] [Die] [Die] [Die] [Die] [Die] [Die!,]
A#m F# C#m G#
[Die] [Die] [Die] [Die] [Die] [Die] [Die!,]
[Verse 4]
A#m I hope he F#grins like Jack Nicholson,
C#m And forces you to play a G#game called Balls On Chin,
A#m And whatever happens F#next is all a blur,
C#m But you remember G#"fist" can be a verb,
A#m And when you finaF#lly regain consciousness,
C#m You're bound and gaggedG# in a wedding dress,
A#m And the prison guardF# looks the other way,
C#m 'Cause he's the guy ya flipped the G#bird the other day,
[Chorus]
A#m I hope this F#helps to emphasize, C#m
G# A#m I hope this F#helps to clarify, C#m
G# I hope you A#mdie,
[Outro]
F# C#m G# A#m
F# C#m G# A#m
F# C#m G# A#m
F# C#m
G# I hope you A#mdie!
