Chords
A#5
[Verse 1]
A5 My friend Jerry B5Vandergrift kissed me in C#5Home Ec class
E5 B5 A5Later in the afternoon some B5jarheads in the locker room C#5kicked my ass
B5 A5 I said guys I'm like B5you
I like Monster Trucks E5too
Wanna see how D#5many C#5pushups I can do?
A5 I just wish I was B5queer so I could get
[Chorus]
E5Chicks dig guys that D#5are
B5Queer guys that don't D#5dig
E5Chicks that don't dig guys like B5me
See I'm not queer I'm too A#5ug_lA5y
[Verse 2]
But if I were handsome just imagine how C#5great it would be
C#5 E5 B5IncogA5nito as a gay though but not B5actually that way though pseudo C#5homo phony
B5 A5Maybe it's a stupid theoB5ry or maybe just stupidiE5ty
But if I was a D#5queerC#5bee in the fashion induA5stry
Scoring with a B5supermodel would be Ab5easy
[Verse 3]
'Cause supeA5rmodel means voluptuous but B5also is synonymous with C#5superdumb
E5 Ya B5see I'd A5be a good listener so she'd B5treat me like a sister and C#5soon I'd become
A5 That trusted friend that B5cares that rubs her back and braids her E5hair
No it wouldn't D#5take a C#5week before I'm in her underA5wear
I wish I was B5queer so I could get
[Chorus]
E5Chicks dig guys that D#5are
B5Queer guys that don't D#5dig
E5Chicks that don't dig guys like B5me
See I'm not queer I'm too A#5ug_lA5y
[Verse 4]
Doesn't matter what I'm B5packin' in my denim it's what's C#5in my genes
E5 B5 The A5only smoked meat the only B5sausage I would eat is made by C#5Jimmy Dean
A5 See I'm not too B5keen on the smell of VaseE5line
No I'm not D#5Princess C#5Di and I don't wanna be a A5queen
I just wish I was B5queer so I could get E5chicks
[Bridge]
C#5 B5 A5 A#5
B5 C#5 D5 D#5 E5 C#5
B5 A5 A#5 B5
[Verse 5]
C#5 D5 D#5AnywA5ay if I were gay
I'd have to B5change my name to C#5Dirk or Lewis
E5 B5 Hang A5out with my mom's hair stylist his B5name is Kip he's got a lisp he C#5talks like this
A5 And wear my mother's lingeB5rie and learn the songs of BroadE5way
And appreciD#5ate DeC#5peche Mode and avantgarde balA5let
I wish I was B5queer so I could get
[Outro]
C#5Chicks dig guys that are
B5Queer guys that don't dig
C#5Chicks dig guys that are
E5Queer guys B5that don't dig
C#5Chicks dig guys that are
B5Queer guys that don't dig
C#5Chicks that don't dig guys like E5me
See I'm not B5queer I'm too ugC#5ly
And I B5don't shave my heiny
C#5Don't shave my heiny
E5 See I'm not B5queer
I'm too ugC#5ly
And I B5don't shave my heiny
C#5Don't shave my heiny
E5 See I'm not B5queer I'm too ugC#5ly
And I B5don't shave my heiny
C#5Don't shave my heiny
E5 See I'm not queer I'm too ugC#5ly
