Chords
[Intro]
Am9 D F6
Fmaj7
[Verse1]
Am9Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
And I Dcan't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to F6hear an exchanging of Fmaj7words
Am9 "What a beautiful wedding what a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to a waiter
"And, Dyes, but what a shame
What a shame the poor F6groom's bride is a Fmaj7whore."
[Chorus]
AmI chime in with a
F"Haven't you people ever heardD of closing a godGdamn door?" Am
No, it's much Fbetter to face these kindsD of things
With a sense of poise and ratioGnality
AmI chime in
F "Haven't you people ever Dheard of closing a godGdamn door?" Am
No, it's much Fbetter to face these kindsD of things
With a senseG of
[Verse2]
Am9Oh, well in fact well I'll look at it this way
I mean, technically, our marriage is saved D
Well this calls for a toastF6 So pourFmaj7 the champagne
Am9Oh, well in fact well I'll look at it this way
I mean, technically, our marriage is saved
D Well this calls for a toast So pourF6 the champagne, pourFmaj7 the champaF6gne
[Bridge]
G Am F6 Am
D
[Chorus]
AmI chime in with a
F"Haven't you people ever heardD of closing a godGdamn door?" Am
No, it's much Fbetter to face these kindsD of things
With a sense of poise and ratioGnality
AmI chime in
F "Haven't you people ever Dheard of closing a godGdamn door?" Am
No, it's much Fbetter to face these kindsD of things
[Bridge]
With a senseG of F6poise andG Amrationality F6
Am D F G Am G F
[Again]
[Chorus]
AmI chime in with a
F"Haven't you people ever heardD of closing a godGdamn door?" Am
No, it's much Fbetter to face these kindsD of things
With a sense of poise and ratioGnality
AmI chime in
F "Haven't you people ever Dheard of closing a godGdamn door?" Am
No, it's much Fbetter to face these kindsD of things
[Outro]
With a sense of Fpoise andG Amrationality F
Am D F
[Again]
Am C F Am
D F
