Chords
[Intro]
G5 B5 C5 G5
B5 C5 G5 B5
C5 G5 B5 C5
[Pre-Verse]
G5 B5 C5 G5
B5
[Vesre 1]
C5 Well, G5it's 2: 4 5 p m
Wake B5up from snoring, C5open DMs
G5 Can of Red Bull by the bed
B5Vape is charged, C5Snapchat's read
[Pre-Verse]
What's G5popping? B5
C5 What's G5popping?
[Verse 2]
B5 C5 She's G5beauty, she's grace
She has a B5profile picture of an C5anime girl's face
G5 Just a single message more
Sends her B5rubbing up my C5ethernet cord
[Bridge]
A5 I wanna be the guy C5
[Pre-Chorus]
That you B5fall asleep on callA5 with
I'll make you forget C5
Every B5guy that came beforeA5 me
'Cause I like you
C5 And B5you like my attenA5tion
Let's skip to the goodC5 bit
Let's consummate our internet connecD5tion
[Chorus]
G5 I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
B5 I'm in love with an
C5 With an egirl
G5 I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
B5 I'm in love with an
C5 With an egirl
[Verse 3]
G5Mom took away my PS4
So I B5punched a hole through my C5bedroom wall
I'm G5not aggressive
I just ooze masculine pasB5sion
C5 G5Did you know I've also got depression?
Iâm B5selfdiagnosed, thought C5I should mention
G5 I thought you could be the one to fixB5 me C5
[Bridge]
A5 I wanna be the girl C5
[Pre-Chorus]
That you B5fall asleep on callA5 with
Meanwhile, I'll C5
Find B5other people to A5talk with
'Cause you like me
C5 And B5I think you're a manA5iac
Let's skip to the goodC5 bit
Let's compB5letely block all contact
[Chorus]
G5 I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
B5 I'm in love with an
C5 With an egirl
G5 I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
B5 I'm in love with an
C5 With an egirl
G5Mom took away my PS4
I've B5said it so many C5times before
How can G5I live on if I keep on collecB5ting
C5 These G5every little slights and insurrections
B5Constant pain in C5every dimension
My G5body weeps
Disbelief heads suspenB5sion C5
[Outro]
A5 I wanna be the guy C5
That you find B5stalking your affecA5tions
Your social media scouC5red
You seek B5police intervenA5tions
'Cause I base my C5
IB5deals on obsessive A5media
Maybe if I act like them
You'll respond to my DMs
