Chords
[Intro]
Cm Ab Eb Bb
Cm Ab Eb Bb
Fm Ab Eb Bb
Fm Ab Eb Bb
Cm
[Verse 1]
CmIt always sucks refolding the kind of map
Needed Abwhen I get stuck where the sun don't shine the fact
Is if CmI just shut up my rubbered stamp could flag you as dumb
Ab CmIt ain't your mind you're givin' me a piece of
As it Abdon't take Einstein to know that's just obscene but
It's been CmBuck Rogers' time since I hit other than rock bottom Ab
[Interlude]
Cm Ab Cm Ab
[Verse 2]
CmEven the odds of having you against me
With your Abcrotchless jihad on blue balls evidently
Are all Cmmighty good god so angel dust my soul like James Brown
Ab CmStreet legal whore hauling so much stunning ass
AbSell yourself short like Bridget at the Bunny Ranch
CmDo it all fours the satisfaction of getting fouled
Ab I'm the least you could do Fm
[Chorus]
Ab If only lifeEb were as easy as you
Bb I'm the least you could do,Fm oh yeah
Ab If only lifeEb were as easy as you
Bb I would still get screwed
[Interlude]
Cm Ab Cm Ab
[Verse 3]
CmI don't care if getting under someone that's
AbBeneath you fits the m.o. of conundrum as
CmYou reckoned this was just a fancy word for rubbers
Ab CmI aim to get a bang out of working your
AbWeak spot that sets the bar so low just nerve can score
CmWith no respect since oddly danger feels like pay dirt
Ab I'm the least you could do Fm
[Chorus]
Ab If only lifeEb were as easy as you
Bb I'm the least you could do,Fm oh yeah
Ab If only lifeEb were as easy as you
Bb I'm the least you could do Fm
Ab If only lifeEb were as easy as you
Bb I'm the least you could do,Fm oh yeah
Ab If only lifeEb were as easy as you
Bb If only
[Bridge]
Fm Ab Eb Bb
Fm Ab Eb Bb
[Outro]
FmWhen my fumbling breaksAb you should
I Ebthank your dad for the daBbmaged goods
FmWhen my fumbling breaksAb you should
I Ebthank your dad for the daBbmaged goods
FmWhen my fumbling breaksAb you should
I Ebthank your dad for the daBbmaged goods
FmWhen my fumbling breaksAb you should
I Ebthank your dadBb for the damaged goods Cm
