Chords
[Intro]
C F C G
C
[Verse 1]
CShe don't like her eggs all runny
She thinks crossin' her legs is funny
FShe looks down her nose at money
She Cgets it on like the Easter Bunny
GShe's my baby I'm her honey
I'm never gonna let her go C
[Verse 2]
He Cain't got laid in a month of Sundays
Caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies
FHe ain't too sharp but he gets things done
CDrinks his beer like it's oxygen
GHe's my baby
And I'm his honey
Never gonna let him go C
In spite of ourFselves
[Chorus]
We'll end up a'sittin' on a Crainbow
Against all Godds
Honey, we're the big door prize C
We're gonna Fspite our noses
Right off of our Cfaces
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts G
Dancin' in our eyes C
[Bridge]
F C F C
F C G C
[Verse 3]
CShe thinks all my jokes are corny
Convict movies make her horny
FShe likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs
CSwears like a sailor when she shaves her legs
She Gtakes a lickin'
And keeps on tickin'
I'm never gonna let her go C
[Verse 4]
He's Cgot more balls than a big brass monkey
He's a wacked out werido and a lovebug junkie
FSly as a fox and crazy as a loon
CPayday comes and he's howlin' at the moon
GHe's my baby I don't mean maybe
Never gonna let him go C
In spite of ourFselves
[Chorus]
We'll end up a'sittin' on a Crainbow
Against all Godds
Honey, we're the big door prize C
We're gonna Fspite our noses
Right off of our Cfaces
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts G
Dancin' in our eyes C
In spite of ourFselves
We'll end up a'sittin' on a Crainbow
Against all Godds
Honey, we're the big door prize C
We're gonna Fspite our noses
Right off of our Cfaces
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts G
Dancin' in our eyes C
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts G
Dancin' in our eyes C F
C In spite of ourselves