Chords
[Intro]
C Em
[Verse 1]
The Cmongrel cat came home
Holding half a head
ProEmceeded to show it off
To all his newfound friends
He said, I Cbeen where I liked
I slept with who I like
She Emate me up for breakfast
She screwed me in a vice
But now
[Chorus]
C I don't know why I Em
Feel so tongue tied C Em
[Verse 2]
CI sat in the cupboard
And wrote it down in neat
They were Emcheering and waving, cheering and waving
Twitching and salivating like with myxomatosis
But it got Cedited, fucked up
Strangled, beaten up
EmUsed in a photo in Time magazine
Buried in a burning black hole in Devon
[Chorus]
C I don't know why I
Feel so tongue tied
Em Don't know why I
Feel so skinned alive
[Verse 3]
My Cthoughts are misguided and a little naive
I twitch and I salivate like with myxomatosis
You should Emput me in a home or you should put me down
I got myxomatosis, I got myxomatosis
Yeah, Cno one likes a smartass, but we all like stars
Wait, that wasn't my intention, I did it for a reason
It Emmust have got mixed up, strangled, beaten up
I got myxomatosis, I got myxomatosis and
[Chorus]
C I don't know why I Em
Feel so tongue tied
[Outro]
C Em
