Chords
[Intro]
E5
[Verse 1]
E5
[Brylcreem]
[Creatine]And a bag of Charlie Sheen
[Brylcreem]
[Creatine]And a bag of cocaine
G5 A dulcet man with a dolcet tone
From a dulcet town and a dolcet E5home
He hates me
I like that
Two arms like big baseball bats
G5 I bark
He bites back
A jaw like a fuckoff bear trap
E5 He said, "These boots are made for stomping
And that's just what they'll G5do
One of these days these boots are gonna
Stomp all over E5you"
[Pre-Chorus]
I said I've got a penchant for smokes and kicking douches in the mouth
Sadly for you my last cigarette's gone out
[Chorus]
E5Concrete to leather
E5Concrete to D5leather
G5Concrete to D5leather
G5
[Concrete]
D5 C5 E5Concrete to leather
E5Concrete to D5leather
G5Concrete to D5leather
G5 D5 C5
[Concrete]
[Pre-Verse]
E5
[Verse 2]
E5 A heathen from Eton
On a bag of Michael Keaton
G5 A heathen from Eton
On a bag of Michael Keaton
E5 He thinks he's suave
You're not suave 'cause you watched Get Carter
You are a G5catalogue, plastic Sinatra
A tryhard who should've tried harder
E5Me, oh me, oh my, Roy
You look like a walking thyroid
G5You're not a man, you're a gland
You're one big neck with sausage hands
E5You are a Topshop tyrant
Even your haircut's violent
You G5look like you're from Love Island
He stood and the room went silent
Ne
[Pre-Chorus]
E5 ver fight a man with a perm
[Chorus]
ConE5crete to leather
ConE5crete to leaD5ther
ConG5crete to leaD5ther
G5
[Concrete]
ConD5__cE5rete to leather
ConE5crete to leaD5ther
ConG5crete to leaD5ther
G5
[Concrete]
I D5 C5
[Outro]
B5 shut my mouth
Let'sG5 hug D5it out
IB5 shut my mouth
Let'sG5 hug D5it out
IB5 shut my mouth
I shut my mouth
