Chords
[Intro]
Dm
[Verse 1]
I judge by what she's wearing
Just how many heads I'm tearing
Off of assholes coming on to her
Each night seems like it's getting worse
And I wish she'd take the night off
So I don't have to fight off
Every asshole coming on to her
It happens every night she works
They'll go and ask the DJ
Find out just what would she say
If they all tried coming on to her
Don't they know it's never going to work?
They think they'll get it inside her
With every drink they buy her
As they all try coming on to her
This time somebody's getting hurt F
Here comes the Gnext contestant
[Chorus]
Dm Is thatF your handC on myG girlfriend?
Dm Is thatF your hand? C G
Dm I wish you'd Fdo it again C
I'll watch you Gleave here Climping
Dm I wish you'd Fdo it again C
I'll watch you Gleave here Climping
F There goes the Gnext contestant Dm
[Verse 2]
I even fear the ladies
They're cool but twice as crazy
Just as bad for coming on to her
Don't they know it's never gonna work?
Each time she bats an eyelash
Somebody's grabbing her ass
Everyone is coming on to her
This time somebody's getting hurt F
Here comes the Gnext contestant
[Chorus]
Dm Is thatF your handC on myG girlfriend?
Dm Is thatF your hand? C G
Dm I wish you'd Fdo it again C
I'll watch you Gleave here Climping
Dm I wish you'd Fdo it again C
I'll watch you Gleave here Climping
F There goes the Gnext contestant Dm
[Bridge]
Dm I'm hating what she's wearing
Everybody here keeps staring
Can't wait till they get what they deserve
This time somebody's getting hurt F
Here comes the Gnext contestant
[Chorus]
Dm Is thatF your handC on myG girlfriend?
Dm Is thatF your hand? C G
Dm I wish you'd Fdo it again C
I'll watch you Gleave here Climping
Dm I wish you'd Fdo it again C
I'll watch you Gleave here Climping
Dm I wish you'd Fdo it againC Each night seems Glike it's get C
ting worse
DmI wish you'd do Fit againC This time someGbody's gett C
ing hurt F
There goes the Gnext contestant
