Chords
[Intro]
G A
[Verse 1]
Bm I'd like to drop my trousers to the world
I am a Em7man of means, of Gmaj7slender means A
Each Bmhousehold appliance is like a new science inEm7 my town
[Pre-Chorus]
Gmaj7 A And if the Bmday came when I felt a natural emotion
I'd Em7get such a shock I'd probably Gmaj7jump in the ocean A
[Chorus]
And when a trainA goes by it's such a sadBm sound Gmaj7
A It's such aBm sad thing
G Em Bm G A
[Verse 2]
Bm I'd like to drop my trousers to the Queen
Every Em7sensible child will Gmaj7know what this means A
The Bmpoor and the needy are selfish and greedy onEm7 her terms
[Pre-Chorus]
Gmaj7 A And if the Bmday came when I felt a natural emotion
I'd Em7get such a shock I'd probably Gmaj7jump in the ocean A
[Chorus]
And when a trainA goes by it's such a sadBm sound Gmaj7
A It's such aBm sad thing
G Em Bm G A
[Bridge]
F#m Em
G A And when I'm Bmlying in my bed
[Verse 3]
I Em7think about life and I think about death Gmaj7 A
And Bmneither one particularly appealsEm7 to me
[Pre-Chorus]
Gmaj7 A And if the Bmday came when I felt a natural emotion
I'd Em7get such a shock I'd probablyGmaj7 lie A
[Chorus]
In the Em7middle of the street andGmaj7 die A
I'dEm7 lie Gmaj7down Aand Bmdie A G
