Chords
[Verse 1]
It's beenA one week since you looked at me D
A Cocked your head to the side and Gsaid, "I'm angry"
A Five days since you laughed at me,D saying
A"Get that together, come backG and see me"
A Three days since the living room D
I Arealized it's all my fault, but Gcouldn't tell you
AYesterday, you'd forgiven me D
But it'll Astill be two days 'til I say GI'm sorry
[Verse 2]
A Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes, because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinking aching shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
'Cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver
[Chorus]
F#m How can I help it Eif I think you're funny when you're mad?
C#m Trying hard Dnot to smile, though I feel bad
F#m I'm the kind of Eguy who laughs at a funeral
C#mCan't understand Dwhat I mean? Well, you soon will
F#m I have a tendenEcy to wear my mind on my sleeve
C#m I have a histoDry of taking off my shirt
[Verse 3]
It's beenA one week since you looked at me D
A Threw your arms in the air and Gsaid, "You're crazy"
A Five days since you tackled me D
I've Astill got the rug burns on bothG my knees
It's beenA three days since the afternoon D
You Arealized it's not my fault not a Gmoment too soon
AYesterday, you'd forgiven me D
And now I Asit back and wait 'til you say Gyou're sorry A
[Verse 4]
AChickity China, the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Watching XFiles with no lights on
We're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic
Like Sting, I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurosawa, I make mad films, 'kay, I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a Samurai
Gonna get a set of better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flying off the backswing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
'Cause that car-toon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing
[Chorus]
F#m How can I help it Eif I think you're funny when you're mad?
C#m Trying hard Dnot to smile, though I feel bad
F#m I'm the kind of Eguy who laughs at a funeral
C#mCan't understand Dwhat I mean? You soon will
F#m I have a tendenEcy to wear my mind on my sleeve
C#m I have a histoDry of losing my shirt
[Verse 5]
It's beenA one week since you looked at me D
A Dropped your arms to the sides and Gsaid, "I'm sorry"
A Five days since I laughed at youD and said
A"You just did just what I thought Gyou were gonna do"
A Three days since the living room D
We Arealized we're both to blame but Gwhat could we do?
AYesterday, you just smiled at me D
'Cause it'll Astill be two days 'til we say Gwe're sorry A
[Outro]
It'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days 'til we say "Wasabi"
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie
