Chords
[Main Theme]
D G A D G D A D
Bm G A D G Bm A
D
[Verse 1]
GStacy had a headAache
DJenny was in jail
BmBrenda had to work Alate
Kate was getting Jenny's bail
AnGgela got scurAvy
DAshley caught a cold A
Sally's dad exploded
That's what I was told
MicGhelle had to play checAkers
DAnn was baking pies
WenBmdy's dad exploAded too
That might've been a lie
PamG had frisbee lesAsons
DStella had ballet
ANow I'm by myself
But I can have fun anyway
[Pre-Chorus]
So Gdim dim the A/Glights the lights
ReGmove remove my Atights
Yeah!
[Chorus]
DNobody Gshowed but I'm Agonna have Dsome fun
Let's Gget this parDty started it's Aan orgy Dfor one
It's Bmme and my Ghand and it's Ahotter than Dthe sun
So Gbreak out the Bmtissues it's an Aorgy Dfor one
I'm Gworkin' out Bmmy issues in Aan orgy Dfor one
[Verse 2]
GMargaret's cat was nauAseous
DJane was way too shy
BmSteve was not inviAted because he was a guy
GClaire was parasaiAling
Brooke Dsaid she was in space A
But it doesn't matter
'Cause I'm rounding second base
[Pre-Chorus]
All Gthrough through the A/Gnight the night
My Ggrasp my grasp is AtightD G OH!
A
[Chorus]
DBeating so Ghard you'd Athink I was Da drum
And GI don't eDven care it's an Aorgy Dfor one
I'm Bmhere all aGlone and I'm Atugging on Dmy plums
It's Gnot just masBmturbation, it's Aan orgy Dfor one
It's a Gfucking ceBmlebration, it's Aan orgy Dfor one
[Bridge]
A#OrgCy for Done
A#OrgCy for Aone
[Guitar Solo]
D G A D G D A D
Bm G A D G Bm A D
G Bm A D
[Pre-Chorus]
GSix sixty A/Gninety nine
WithGout without the A/Gnine the nine
Now Gpour pour the A/Gwine the wine
I'm Gmine I'm mine all Amine
[Chorus]
I'm Dbatting a Gthousand and Anailing eveDryone
GThank you, eveDrybody, at Athis orgy Dfor one
These Bmpillows are Gstacked to look Avaguely like Da butt
You Gknow I'm goBming for it, it's Aan orgy Dfor one
My Gjunk is getBmting sore and it's Aan orgy Dfor one
You Gknow that I'll Bmbe scoring at Athe orgy for A#one
[Outro]
C For Done A#orgCy for Done
