Chords
[Intro]
G
[Verse 1]
G Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
C I've seen those English dramas Bmtoo
They're Ccruel
G So if there's any other way
C To spell the word
It's fine with Bmme, with Cme
C Why would you speak to Dme that way
EsGpecially when IAm always said that I
C Haven't got the Dwords for you
G All your dictionAm dripping with disdain
C Through the pain
I Dalways tell the truth G
[Verse 2]
G Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
C I climbed to Dharamsala Bmtoo
I Cdid
G I met the highest lama
C His accent soun-ded fine
To Bmme, to Cme
C Check your handbook
D It's no trick
G Take the chapstick
Am Put it on your lips
C Crack a smile
AdDjust my tie
G Know your boyfriend,Am unlike other guys
[Chorus]
C Why would you lie about Dhow much coal you have?
G Why would you lie about Amsomething dumb like that?
C Why would you lie about Danything at all?
G First the window,Am then it's to the wall
C Lil' Jon, he Dalways tells the truth G
[Solo]
G C Bm C
G C Bm C
C D G Am
C D G Am
[Pre-Chorus]
C Check your passport
D It's no trick
G Take the chapstick
Am Put it on your lips
C Crack a smile
AdDjust my tie
G Know your butler,Am unlike other guys
[Chorus]
C Why would you lie about Dhow much coal you have?
G Why would you lie about Amsomething dumb like that?
C Why would you lie about Danything at all?
G First the window,Am then it's through the wall
C Why would you tape my Dconversations?
C Show your paintings
AtD the United Nations
G Lil' Jon, he Amalways tells the truth
[Outro]
G
