Chords
[Intro]
Am F C Dm
[Blah!]
[Verse 1]
Am I was born in a Fmessed up century
C My favorite flavored sweets are Dmraspberry amphetamines
Am I bought a car, Beretta Fage sixteen
I brush my Cteeth with bleach
'Cause I ain't got Dmtime for cavities
Am My daddy put a Fgun to my head
Said Cif you kiss a boy, I'm gonna Dmshoot you dead
So I Amtied him up with gaffer tape and I Flocked him in a shed
Then I Cwent out to the garden and I Dmfucked my best friend
[Chorus]
'Cause myF high Chopes are getting low
Am Because these Gpeople are so old
F The way they Cthink about it all
Am If I Gtried, I would never know
F My high Chopes are getting low
Am But I know GI'll never be alone
F It's alright,Em we'll survive Am
'Cause Gparents ain't always Amright F C Dm Am F
[Pre-Verse]
C Dm
[Verse 2]
Drop a Amtoaster in my bath, watch my Fmum and dad laugh
See a Cthousand volts go through the son they Dmwish they never had
They told me Amcasual affection leads to Fsexual infection
But it's Chard to get an erection when you're Dmso used to rejection
Yeah, the Amteacher fucked the preacher, but Fthen he had to leave her
Had to Cwash away the sins of a Dmmale cheerleader
Am"Hi! Nice to meet ya" got Fnothing to believe in
So Clet me know when my breathing Dmstops
[Chorus]
'Cause myF high Chopes are getting low
Am Because these Gpeople are so old
F The way they Cthink about it all
Am If I Gtried, I would never know
F My high Chopes are getting low
Am But I know GI'll never be alone
F It's alright,Em we'll survive Am
'Cause Gparents ain't always Amright F C Dm Am F
[Pre-Verse]
C Dm
[Verse 3]
AmTick, tock, stop the clock
BeDmcause I got the feeling that I'm Egonna get shot
AmTick, tock, stop the clock
BeDmcause I got the feeling that I'm Egonna get shot
[Chorus]
F My high Chopes are getting low
Am Because these Gpeople are so old
F The way they Cthink about it all
Am If I Gtried, I would never know
F My high Chopes are getting low
Am But I know GI'll never be alone
F It's alright,Em we'll survive Am
'Cause Gparents ain't always Amright F
[Outro]
C Dm Am F C Dm
