Chords
[Intro]
I like to fuck, but no French letter
Without a condom, the sex is better
But every time I get it in
A baby cries and sometimes twins
B5 D5 B5 E5 F#5 B5 D5 B5 E5 F#5
[Verse 1]
B5 I have D5six kidsB5 and I E5don't like F#5it
B5 They eat D5too muchB5 and treat E5me likeF#5 shit
B5 They onD5ly wearB5 Posh laE5bel cloF#5thes
B5 I give D5them one B5hand, they bite E5off both F#5
E5 B5 And all D5my friends,B5 they have E5big cars F#5
B5 Big manD5sions, too,B5 and smoke the fineE5 cigars
B5 They have D5deep pockB5ets, I don't E5know why F#5
B5 I look D5at my B5purse and start E5to cry
E5Why?
[Chorus]
I G5hate my E5life, and G5I hate E5you
I G5hate my E5wife,A5 and her boyfriend, E5too
I G5hate to hate, andE5 I hate that
I G5hate my A5life soE5 very bad
I G5hate my kids,E5 never thought
ThatA5 I'dE5 praise abort
[Interlude]
B5/F# Praise abort
B5/F# Praise abort B5/F# B5/F#
[Verse 2]
B5 I like D5to fuck,B5 but no E5French letF#5ter
B5 'Cause withD5out kids,B5 life is so E5much better
B5 So in D5the end,B5 I gotE5 forced F#5
B5 To stay D5awayB5 from female inE5tercourse
[Chorus]
E5 I G5hate my E5life, and G5I hate E5you
I G5hate my E5wife,A5 and her boyfriend, E5too
I G5hate to hate, andE5 I hate that
I G5hate my A5life soE5 very bad
I G5hate my kids,E5 never thought
ThatA5 I'dE5 praise abort
[Bridge]
B5/F# Praise abort
B5/F# Praise abort
B5/F# B5/F# E5 A5 C5 A5
C5 A5 B5 F#5 E5 D5 C5 G5
B5 A5 B5 F5 E5 F5 E5
E5 C5 F5 E5 F5 E5 Bb5 F5
Say E5goodbye, F5say E5goodbye
We rise up, up E5to theC5 sky
F5Say E5goodbye, F5we'll E5come back
Soon as pretty Bb5butterF5flies
Make you cry
[Chorus]
E5 I G5hate my E5life, and G5I A5hate E5you
I G5hate F#5my E5wife,D5/A and my boyfriend, E5too
I G5hate to hate, andE5 I hate that
I G5hate my A5self soE5 very bad
I G5hate my offspring,E5 never thought
ThatD5/A I'dE5 praise abort
[Outro]
D5/A I'dE5 Praise abort
D5/A I'dE5 Praise abort
