Chords
[Intro]
D5 There comes a time in every man's life
When he grows hair where it used to be bare
[Verse 1]
D5 I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy
Bbdim You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy
D5 Because periods suck and commas rule
Bbdim This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool
[Chorus]
When she D5gives you affection,Bb5 you better wear protecF5tion
That skank might have an infection, areC5 you paying close attention?
In D5Sex Ed, in Sex Ed, reBb5member what you read
F5 Just forget what the others have said
Get it C5through your head, use your brain before you go to bed
[Verse 2]
D5 And it F5takes only oneD5 sperm cellE5 D5 to make a baby
D5 And if you F5think D5they are cute,E5 D5 then you must be crazy
D5 Babies F5suck because they D5barf and pooE5 and cry
D5 They have the ability to pee in your eye
D5 Babies F5suck because they D5barf and pooE5 and cry
D5 They have the ability to pee in your eye
Bb5 A5(GOD IT G5BURNS!)
[Bridge]
D5 And did we mention
The risk of getting STDs
Not just gross hookers have it
Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit
You don't know who Dennis Rodman is?
Well maybe you should watch more basketball
Wait a second this is not about sports
Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts
[Chorus]
Bb5 C5 When she D5gives you affection,Bb5 you better wear protecF5tion
That skank might have an infection, areC5 you paying close attention?
In D5Sex Ed, in Sex Ed, reBb5member what you read
F5 Just forget what the others have said
Get it C5through your head, use your brain before you go to bed D5
[Breakdown]
Caug Your body is growing
You will get hairy
Your puny voice will start to change
And your no-no place will feel a bit strange
Your pits will stink
You will get zits on your face
Without this knowledge you will scare girls away
So listen to this song every day
