Chords
[Intro]
D G A G A G D G A G A G
D G A G A G D G A
G A G
[Verse 1]
D I know a girl whoC thinks of ghosts
D She'll make you breakfast
C She'll make you toast
D But she don't use butter
C And she don't use cheese
G She don't use jelly
OrA any of these
[Chorus]
She uses DVaCseline G
DVaCseline G
DVaCseline
G D C G
[And]
[Verse 2]
D I know a guy whoC goes to shows
D When he's at home andC he blows his nose
D He don't use tissuesC or his sleeve
G He don't use napkins orA any of these
[Chorus]
He uses DmaCgazines G
DMaCgazines G
DMaCgazines
[Bridge]
GMaDgaAzines G A G
D G A G A G D G A G A G
D G A G A G
[Verse 3]
D I know a girl whoC reminds me of Cher
D She's always changing
C The color of her hair
D But she don't use nothing
C That you buy at the store
G She likes her hair toA be real orange
[Chorus]
She uses DtanCgerines G
DTanCgerines G
DTanCgerines G
[Outro]
DTanGgeArines
G A G D G A G A G D G A
G A G D G A G A G D G A