Chords

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Intro

A 
 
F#m 
Verse 1
 
And i
A 
rony is oka
F#m 
y, I suppose, c
D 
ulture is to  
E 
blame
 
You tr
A 
y and mask your p
F#m 
ain in the m
D 
ost postmodern  
E 
way
 
You lack  
A 
substance when you  
F#m 
say
 
Something  
D 
like, “Oh, what a  
E 
shame”
 
It’s just a  
A 
self-referential 
 
 
F#m 
way that stops you  
D 
having to be  
E 
human
 
I’m as
A 
suming you’ll ba
F#m 
lloon when you re
D 
move the dirty  
E 
spoon
 
And start  
A 
consuming like a  
F#m 
human, that’s  
D 
what I am  
E 
assuming

Pre-Chorus

 
I’m  
A 
sure that  
F#m 
you’re not  
D 
just another  
E 
girl
 
I’m  
A 
sure that  
F#m 
you’re gonna  
D 
say that I was  
E 
sexist
 
I  
A 
feel like  
F#m 
you’re running  
D 
out of all the  
E 
things
A 
 
 
F#m 
liked 
 
 
D 
you 
 
for

Chorus

E 
Why can’t we be  
A 
friends, when we are  
F#m 
lovers?
 
‘Cause it always  
D 
ends with us hating each  
E 
other
 
Instead of calling me  
A 
out, you should be pulling me  
F#m 
in
 
I’ve  
D 
just got one more  
E 
thing to say
 
A 
F#m 
D 
E 
A 
F#m 
D 
E 

Verse 2

 
And  
A 
why would you  
F#m 
believe
 
You could  
D 
control how you’re  
E 
perceived
 
When at your  
A 
best you’re  
F#m 
intermediately
D 
Versed in your own  
E 
feelings?
 
Keep on  
A 
putting off  
F#m 
conceiving
 
It’s only  
D 
you that you’re  
E 
deceiving
 
Oh, don’t  
A 
have a child, don’t  
F#m 
cramp your style, I’ll  
D 
leave 
 
it

Chorus

E 
Why can’t we be  
A 
friends, when we are  
F#m 
lovers?
 
‘Cause it always  
D 
ends with us hating each  
E 
other
 
Instead of calling me  
A 
out, you should be pulling me  
F#m 
in
 
I’ve  
D 
just got one more  
E 
thing to say

Outro

 
I’m  
A 
just pissed off  
F#m 
because you pied me  
D 
off
 
After your  
E 
show when you let  
A 
go of my hand
F#m 
In front of some  
D 
sket who wanted to  
E 
bitch on you