Chords
[Intro 1]
Bm7 C#m7 Dmaj7 Bm7 C#m7 Dmaj7 Bm7 C#m7 Dmaj7
[Intro 2]
Dmaj7 Fdim F#m7 G9 Dmaj7 Fdim F#m7 G9
Dmaj7 Fdim F#m7 G9 Dmaj7 Fdim F#m7
G9
[Verse 1]
Dmaj7Irony is oFdimkay, I suppose F#m7
Culture isG9 to blame
You Dmaj7try and mask your Fdimpain inF#m7 the most postmoG9dern way
You lack Dmaj7substance when you sayFdim someF#m7thing like, "Oh, what a G9shame"
It's just a Dmaj7selfreferential wayFdim that stops F#m7you having toG9 be human
I'm asDmaj7suming you'll balFdimloon when youF#m7 remove the dirG9ty spoon
And start conDmaj7suming like a Fdimhuman, that'sF#m7 what I amG9 assuming
[Pre-Chorus]
I'm Dmaj7sure that you're not C#m7just anoF#m7ther girl
I'm Dmaj7sure that you're gonna C#m7say that I F#m7was sexist
I Dmaj7feel like you're running C#m7out of all F#m7the things I likedGmaj9 you for
[Chorus]
Why can't we be friends,Dmaj7 Fdimwhen we are A/C#lovers?
F#m7Because it always endsDmaj7 with us Fdimhating each A/C#other
Instead F#m7of calling me out,Dmaj7 you should be Fdimpulling me F#m7in
A/C#I've Dmaj7just got Fdimone moreF#m7 thing toG9 say
[Verse 2]
And Dmaj7why would you beFdimlieve you couldF#m7 control how you'reG9 perceived
When at your Dmaj7best you're interFdimmediaF#m7tely versed in yourG9 own feelings?
Keep on Dmaj7putting off conceiFdimving It's on F#m7
ly you that you're deG9ceiving
Oh, don't Dmaj7have a child, don't Fdimcramp your style, F#m7I'll leave it
[Chorus]
Why can't we be friends,Dmaj7 Fdimwhen we are A/C#lovers?
F#m7Because it always endsDmaj7 with us Fdimhating each A/C#other
Instead F#m7of calling me out,Dmaj7 you should be Fdimpulling me F#m7in
A/C#I've Dmaj7just got Fdimone moreF#m7 thing toG9 say
[Outro]
I'm Dmaj7just pissed Fdimoff beF#m7cause youG9 pied me Dmaj7off AfFdimter your F#m7
show whenG9 you let Dmaj7go of Fdimmy hand F#m7
In frontG9 of some Dmaj7sket who FdimwantedF#m7 bit onG9 your
Dmaj7 Fdim F#m7 G9 Dmaj7 Fdim F#m7 G9
Dmaj7 Fdim F#m7 G9 Dmaj7 Fdim F#m7 G9
