Chords
[Intro]
Ebm
Db My, my Ebmstepdad
I, I hate
Db My, my Ebmstepdad
[Verse 1]
One thing that Ebmsticks in my craw
When I was six and I saw
My stepfather Dbhittin' my Ma
Socked her right Ebmin her eyeball
I'm startin' to think I'm psychotic
With all the pictures I draw of
Shit that I've Dbalready witnessed,
Itâs probably Ebmtwisted my thoughts
All I can hear is drama
With Mom and him
I can always hear 'em
ArDbguin' down the hallways
The walls are Ebmthin so the noise
Is startin' to feel like the norm
Our dog pissed on the carpet,
He stomped it so Dbhard
Doctors had to put it down
He Ebmkilled my chihuahua,
This motherEbmfucker!
[Chorus]
I, I, hate
Db My, my Ebmstepdad
So tonight I'm sayin',
Db Byebye Ebmstepdad
Outside, I look Ebmlike I'm calm
[Verse 2]
Inside, I'm a tickin' time bomb
'Cause of this Dbmotherfucker,
Who sticks his Ebmdick in my mom
Last night, he said
I left the kitchen light on
But he walked in Dbthere this morning
And purposely Ebmflipped it, I saw him
Hickory switch to my bottom,
I counted sixtynine times
He swatted me Dbwith it, I'd cry
He just started Ebmhittin' me harder
God, I wish I could just jaw him
If I could get my weight up
But I'm just a Dbsecond grader
This prick is Ebmbigger than I am but
[Verse 3]
I've been Ebmreadin' at school
About this shit called liquid cyanide
I'm fantaDbsizin' at night when
He's sleepin' at Ebmjust the right time
Sneak up with a lethal injection
And put him down like
They did to my dog
I'm talkin' Dbeuthanasia,
Like Ebmkids in Taiwan
This fuckin' shit's like Saigon
Neighbors called police on him
So many Dbbattery charges,
This dude's like Ebmlithiumion
Then Mom and him let bygones
Bygones, just be bygones
So on eggDbshells, I walk and
Just try not to Ebmpiss this guy off
But this is Ebmwhy I
[Chorus]
I, I, hate
Db My, my Ebmstepdad
So tonight I'm sayin',
Db Byebye Ebmstepdad
[Bridge]
EbmSo this year, I'm goin' into
The fifth and I'm tall
I'm five foot Bbmsix on my block,
I'm the toughest kid but I got
Way bigger fish Abmto fry
Which is why I'm tryin' to
Get this bitch to fly off
The handle and Dbwait for
The fist to fly to put
This guy Ebmin a pine box
[Verse 4]
He's always Ebmlookin' for chaos
But tonight I've cooked up a plan
So this DbChristmas, I got some
Color Ebmbooks and some crayons
I'm layin' on the floor, in
The living room with
Some friends colorin'
He Dbwalks by, kicks my arm
And goes, EbmOops and just laughs
I yelled for Mom and as
She's rushin' to my defense
I stood up Dband said, Fuck you,
Punk and I Ebmtook off and ran
To my bedroom, as I fled
Knowin' shit would hit the fan
Slammed the Dbdoor and hid
Behind it with an aEbmluminum bat
He kicked it
[Verse 5]
EbmIn I swung it hard as
I could at his head
His noodle Dbwent splat,
He fell right at the Ebmfoot of my bed
I'm a little bit scared but
My anger's overtooken the fear
I threw down Dbthe bat and
Just started Ebmwhoopin' his ass
Beat him with my bare hands,
The big bad wolf ain't so bad
Dingdong, the Dbpussy is dead,
The bully fiEbmnally gets his
Stomped him until he pissed
Enough to fill a twoliter with
Then buried Dbhim next to my dog
And if I go to Ebmjuvie for this,
I'ma tell 'em
[Chorus]
Ebm I, I, hate
Db My, my Ebmstepdad
So tonight I'm sayin',
Db Byebye Ebmstepdad
Ebm I, I, hate
Db My, my Ebmstepdad
So tonight I'm sayin',
Db Byebye Ebmstepdad
