Chords
[Intro]
Am E
[Verse 1]
Am They've sped up to the point will they provoke
The punchline before they have told the joke
The sheer desperation to be seen
Staring at the television screen
Despair to the point where they provoke
You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
Sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist
It wasn't in the top one hundred list
[Chorus]
And it's the Fthousandth time, and it's Eeven bolder
Am Don't be surprised when you get bent over
F He told yaE that you were dying for it
[Interlude]
D# AmShe saw it, and she grabbed it, and it wasn't what it seemed
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
[Verse 2]
AAmnother variation on a theme
A tangle on the television and the magazine
Do you reckon that they do it for a joke?
Do you reckon that they make 'em take an oath
That says that we are defenders
Of any poseur or professional pretender around
[Chorus]
When did your Flist replace the Etwist and turn
Ah, the Amfist replaced the kissed on concern
F And if you're bothered, E5I D5don't C5want B5your Eprayers
Save it for the morning afAmter
E Am And it's the Fthousandth time, and it's Eeven bolder Am
Don't be surprised when you get bent over
F He told yaE that you were dying for it Am
[Outro]
FLet's have a game on the Teddy Picker
ENot quick enough, can I have it quicker?
AmAlready thick and you're getting thicker
FLet's have a game on the Teddy Picker
ENot quick enough, can I have it quicker?
AmAlready thick and you're getting thicker
D# AAmssuming that all things are equal
Who'd want to be men of the people
E When there's people like Amyou?
