Chords
[Intro]
E
[Verse 1]
EStanding in the dock at Southampton,
Trying to get to Holland or France.
The E7man in the mack said, "You've got to go back",
You know they didn't even give us a chance
Christ you know it ain't eaAsy,
[Chorus]
You know how hard it can be. E
The way things are goB7ing
They're gonna crucify Eme.
[Verse 2]
EFinally made the plane into Paris,
Honeymooning down by the Seine.
Peter BrownE7 called to say,
"You can make it O. K.,
You can get married in Gibraltar, near Spain".
Christ you know it ain't eaAsy,
[Chorus]
You know how hard it can be. E
The way things are goB7ing
They're gonna crucify Eme.
[Verse 3]
Drove from EParis to the Amsterdam Hilton,
Talking in our beds for a week.
The E7newspapers said, "Say what you doing in bed?"
I said, "We're only trying to get us some peace".
Christ you know it ain't eaAsy,
[Chorus]
You know how hard it can be. E
The way things are goB7ing
They're gonna crucify Eme.
[Bridge]
ASaving up your money for a rainy day,
Giving all your clothes to charity.
Last night the wife said,
"Oh boy, when you're dead
you B7don't take nothing with you
but your soul, think!"
[Verse 4]
EMade a lightning trip to Vienna,
eating choc'late cake in a bag.
The E7newspapers said, "She's gone to his head,
They look just like two Gurus in drag".
Christ you know it ain't eaAsy,
[Chorus]
You know how hard it can be. E
The way things are goB7ing
They're gonna crucify Eme.
[Verse 5]
ECaught the early plane back to London.
Fifty acorns tied in a sack.
The E7men from the press said, "We wish you success,
it's good to have the both of you back".
Christ you know it ain't eaAsy,
[Chorus]
You know how hard it can be. E
The way things are goB7ing
They're gonna crucify Eme.
The way things are goB7ing
[Outro]
They're gonna crucify Eme.
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