Chords
[Intro]
Cm Fm Eb May I G/Dhave your attention, please?
Cm May FmI have your attention, Ebplease? G/D
Will the real CmSlim Shady please stand Fmup?
Eb I repeat,G/D will the Cmreal Slim Shady Fmplease stand up?
Eb We're gonna have G/Da problem here
[Verse 1]
Ya'll Cmact like you never seen a white Fmperson before
Jaws Eball on the floor like Pam, G/Dlike Tommy just burst in the door
CmAnd started whoopin' her ass Fmworse than before
They first Ebwere divorced, throwin' her over G/Dfurniture
It's the reCmturn of the, oh wait, Fmno way, you're kidding
EbHe didn't just say what I G/Dthink he did, did he
Cm And Dr. Dre said,Fm nothing you iEbdiots
Dr. Dre's dead, G/Dhe's locked in my basement
Cm Feminist women love FmEminem
ChickachickaEbchicka Slim Shady, I'm G/Dsick of him
Look at him, Cmwalkin' around, grabbin' his Fmyouknowwhat
Flippin' the Ebyouknowwho, yeah but he's G/Dso cute though
Yeah I Cmprobably got a couple of screwsFm up in my head loose
But Ebno worse, than what's goin' on G/Din your parents bedrooms
CmSometimes I wanna get on FmTV and just let loose, but Ebcan't
But it's cool for Tom G/DGreen to hump a dead moose
My Cmbum is on your lips, my Fmbum is on your lips
And Ebif I'm lucky you might just give G/Dit a little kiss
And Cmthat's the message that we deliFmver to little kids
And exEbpect them not to know what a woG/Dman's clitoris is
Of courseCm they're gonna know what interFmcourse is
By the time they hit Ebfourth grade
They got the DiscoG/Dvery Channel don't they
Cm We ain't nothin' but mamFmmals
Well, some of us are Ebcannibals
Who cut other peopG/Dle open like cantaloupes
Cm But if we can hump dead Fmanimals and antelopes
Then Ebthere's no reason that a man G/Dand another man can't elope
Cm But if you feel like I feel, I Fmgot the antidote
EbWomen wave your pantyhose, G/Dsing the chorus and it goes
[Chorus]
CmI'm Slim Shady, yes, I'mFm the real Shady
All you Ebother Slim Shadys, are justG/D imitating
So won'tCm the real Slim Shady, Fmplease stand up
EbPlease stand up, G/Dplease stand up
'Cause CmI'm Slim Shady, yes, I'mFm the real Shady
All you Ebother Slim Shadys, are justG/D imitating
So won'tCm the real Slim Shady, Fmplease stand up
EbPlease stand up, G/Dplease stand up
[Verse 2]
Will CmSmith don't gotta cuss in his rapsFm to sell records
Well EbI do, so fuck G/Dhim and fuck you too
You Cmthink I give a damn about a FmGrammy
Half of you criticsEb can't even stomach me
G/DLet alone stand me
But CmSlim, what if you win, wouldn't Fmit be weird
Why,Eb so you guys can just lie G/Dto get me here
So you canCm sit me here next to FmBritney Spears
Shit, ChrisEbtina Aguilera better G/Dswitch me chairs
So I can Cmsit next to Carson Daly Fmand Fred Durst
And hear Eb'em argue over who she gave G/Dhead to first
Little Cmbitch put me on blast on FmMTV
Yeah he's Ebcute, but I think he's married to G/DKim, hehe
I should Cmdownload her audio on Fmmp3
And show the Ebwhole world, how you gave EmiG/Dnem VD
I'm Cmsick of you little girl and boyFm groups, all you do is anEbnoy me So I have been sent G/D
here to destroy you
Cm And there's a million of us Fmjust like me
Who cuss Eblike me, who just don't give a G/Dfuck like me
Who dress Cmlike me, walk talk and Fmact like me
And just Ebmight be, the next best thing, but G/Dnot quite me
[Chorus]
CmI'm Slim Shady, yes, I'mFm the real Shady
All you Ebother Slim Shadys, are justG/D imitating
So won'tCm the real Slim Shady, Fmplease stand up
EbPlease stand up, G/Dplease stand up
'Cause CmI'm Slim Shady, yes, I'mFm the real Shady
All you Ebother Slim Shadys, are justG/D imitating
So won'tCm the real Slim Shady, Fmplease stand up
EbPlease stand up, G/Dplease stand up
[Verse 3]
I'm like a Cmhead trip to listen to, Fm'cause I'm only givin' you
ThingsEb you joke about with your friendsG/D inside your livin' room
The Cmonly difference is I got the Fmballs to say it in front of Ebya'll
And I don't gotta be G/Dfalse or sugarcoat it at Cmall
I just get on the Fmmic and spit it
And whether you Eblike to admit it, I G/Djust shit it
Better than Cmninety percent of you rappers Fmout can
Then you wonder, Ebhow can kids eat up these G/Dalbums like Valiums?
It's Cmfunny 'cause at the rate I'm Fmgoin' when I'm thirty
I'll Ebbe the only person in the G/Dnursin' home flirting
CmPinchin' nurses asses while I'm Fmjackin' off with Jergens
And I'm Ebjerkin' but this whole bag of ViG/Dagra isn't workin'
In Cmevery single person there's a FmSlim Shady lurkin'
He could Ebbe workin' at Burger King, G/Dspittin' on your onion rings
Cm Or in the parkin' lot Fmcircling, screamin' I don't Ebgive a fuck
With his windows G/Ddown and his system up
Cm So will the real Shady, Fmplease stand up
And putEb one of those fingers, on G/Deach hand up
And be Cmproud to be outta your miFmnd and outta control
And Ebone more time loud as G/Dyou can how does it go
[Chorus]
CmI'm Slim Shady, yes, I'mFm the real Shady
All you Ebother Slim Shadys, are justG/D imitating
So won'tCm the real Slim Shady, Fmplease stand up
EbPlease stand up, G/Dplease stand up
'Cause CmI'm Slim Shady, yes, I'mFm the real Shady
All you Ebother Slim Shadys, are justG/D imitating
So won'tCm the real Slim Shady, Fmplease stand up
EbPlease stand up, G/Dplease stand up
[Post-Chorus]
'Cause CmI'm Slim Shady, yes, I'mFm the real Shady
All you Ebother Slim Shadys, are justG/D imitating
So won'tCm the real Slim Shady, Fmplease stand up
EbPlease stand up, G/Dplease stand up
'Cause CmI'm Slim Shady, yes, I'mFm the real Shady
All you Ebother Slim Shadys, are justG/D imitating
So won'tCm the real Slim Shady, Fmplease stand up
EbPlease stand up, G/Dplease stand up
[Outro]
Cm Haha,Fm Eb guess there's a G/DSlim Shady in Cmall of us Fm
Eb G/D Fuck it,Cm let's Fmall stand up Eb G/D Cm Fm Eb G/D Cm Fm Eb G/D Cm Fm Eb G/D
[Fade Out]
Cm Fm Eb G/D Cm Fm Eb G/D
