Chords
[Verse 1]
Em Please leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman
AmFrom that moment, you'll be out of place and under dressed
I'm G6wrecking this evening already, and Amloving every minute of it
Cmaj7Ruining this banquet for the mildB7ly inspiring, and...
Em Please leave all overcoats, canes, andD7 top hats with the doorman
G6From that moment, you'll be out of Cmaj7place and under dressed
I'm Amwrecking this evening already, and B7loving every minute of it
Cmaj7Ruining this banquet for the mildD7ly inspiring, D#7and...
[Pre-Chorus]
When you're Emin black slacks
With accentuating off white Ampinstripes, whoa oh
Cmaj7Everything B7goes according to Emplan
[Chorus]
Cmaj7I'm the new cancer, B7never looked better, Emyou can't standD7 it
Because you G6say so under your breath
You're reading lips,B7 "When did he get all confident?"
Cmaj7Haven't you heardB7 thatEm I'm the new D7cancer?
G6 Never looked better andB7 you can't stand it B7
[Interlude]
Cmaj7 B7 Cmaj7
[Verse 2]
Em Next is a trip to the, the ladies' room in vain, and
Am I bet you just can't keep up with, with these fashionistas
AndG6 tonight, tonight, you are, you areAm a whispering camaign
F# I bet to them, your name is cheap
B7 I bet to them, you look like sh...
Em Talk to the mirror, oh,D7 choke back tears
And keep G6telling yourself that Cmaj7"I'm a diva!" Am
Oh, and the smokes in that B7cigarette box on the Cmaj7table
They just so D7happen D#7to be Amlaced B7with Cmaj7nitroglyceB7rin
[Chorus]
Cmaj7I'm the new cancer, B7never looked better, Emyou can't standD7 it
Because you G6say so under your breath
You're reading lips,B7 "When did he get all confident?"
Cmaj7Haven't you heardB7 thatEm I'm the new D7cancer?
G6 Never looked better andB7 you can't stand it
[Bridge 1]
Em D7 G6 Cmaj7 Am B7 Em Em
D7 G6 Cmaj7 Am B7 Em
[Bridge 2]
EmHaven't you heardD7 that I'mG6 the new canCmaj7cer?
I've Amnever looked betB7ter and youEm can't stand it
EmHaven't you heardD7 that I'mG6 the new canCmaj7cer?
I've Amnever looked betB7ter and youCmaj7 can't standD7 it
And I Emknow, and I know it just D7doesn't feel like
A night G6out, with no one sizing you Cmaj7up
I've neAmver been so surrepB7titious
So, of course, you'll be Emdistracted when I spike the punch
And I Emknow, and I know it just D7doesn't feel like
A night G6out, with no one sizing you Cmaj7up
I've neAmver been so surrepB7titious
So, of course, you'll be Emdistracted when I spike the punch
[Outro]
And I Emknow, and I know it just doeD7sn't feel like
A night out,G6 with no one sizing you up Cmaj7
I've never Ambeen so surreptiB7tious
So, of course, you'll be disEmtracted when I spike the punch!
