Chords
[Intro]
Bm A Bm A
Bm A Bm
[Verse 1]
BmI can run a huAndred miles withouBmt stopping for reAst,
BmI can stay underAwater for five Bmminutes on a single breaAth
[Pre-Chorus]
G When I focus my mind I Aalways reach my goal,
GBut there's one thing I can not contArol
[Chorus]
I cum tooD faDmaj7st, I cum tooD7 faGst,
A Acouple strokes and my eBmrection is uhA thing of the paDst.
I cum too DfaDmaj7st, I cum tooD7 faGst,
ASometimes its even game Bmover beAfore I take off my Dpants.
[Verse 2]
BmI've read all the aArticles and I Bm've tried every Atrick,
BmThinking of sports or of Anaked Kathy BaBmtes and about ASchmidt
[Pre-Chorus]
GIf the girl's on top sometimes I'll Alast a minute or two ,
But Gif we doggy style, oh man I'm Ascrewed
[Chorus]
I cum tooD faDmaj7st, I cum tooD7 faGst,
I Acarry a spare pair of Bmunderwear in case a Agirl sits on my Dlap.
I cum tooD faDmaj7st, I cum tooD7 faGst,
I Aswear I'll even shoot Bmmy load if a Afly lands on my Dshaft.
[Outro]
DmOh Aoh Doh
Aw dammit.