Chords
[Verse 1]
DmWelcome to the internet! Have a look around
GmAnything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got Fmountains of contentsome better, some worse
AIf none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first Dm
[Verse 2]
Welcome to the internet! Come and take a seat
Would Gmyou like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
FThere's no need to panic; this isn't a test, haAha
Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest Dm
[Verse 3]
Welcome to the internet! What would you prefеr?
Would Gmyou like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
FBe happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage! A
We've got a million different ways to engage Dm
[Verse 4]
Welcome to the internet! Put your cares aside
Here's Gma tip for straining pasta; here's a nineyearold who died
We've Fgot movies and doctors and fantasy sports
And Aa bunch of coloredpencil drawings
Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking Dmeach other
[Verse 5]
Welcome to the internet!
Hold on to your socks
'Cause Gma random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They Fare grainy and offputting; he just sent you more A
Don't act surprisedyou know you like it, you Dmwhore
[Verse 6]
See a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink
GmShow us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
FStart a rumor, buy a broom, or send a death threat to a boomer
AOr DM a girl and groom her; do a Zoom
Or find a tumor Dmin your
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
GmHere's why women never fuck you
Here's how you can build a Fbomb
Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz A
Obama sent the immiAgrants A/Gto A/FvaccA/Ei_naDmte your kids
[Chorus]
DmCould I interest you in everything all of the time? Gm
A little bit of everything all of the Ftime
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is Aa crime
Anything and everything all of the time
DmCould I interest you in everything all of the time? Gm
A little bit of everything all of the Ftime
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is Aa crime
Anything and everything all of the
[Bridge]
Dm C Bb A Dm time C
You know, it wasn't aBblwaysA Dmlike this
Not Cvery long Bbago, just before Ayour Dmtime
Right beCfore the towers Bbfell, circa 'nineAtynine
GmThis was caDmtalogs, traAvel blogs A chatroom Dm
or Gmtwo
We set our Dmsights and spent Aour nightsC7 waitFing
DmFor you! GmYou, insatiaCble you
FMommy let you useDm her GmiPad; you were bareCly two
DmAnd it did allDmmaj7 the things we Fdesigned itBb to do
Now, look Cat you! Oh, Dlook Gat you! You, Em
Amyou! UnstopDpable, watchaGble
Your time is Emnow, your inAmside's out, honey, howD you grew
EmAnd if we stickEmmaj7 togeEm7ther, who knows whatA we'll do?
CIt was alwaysD the plan to B7put the world Cin
[Interlude]
Em your hand
Could I interest you in everything all of theAm time?
A bit of everything all of the time G
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is B7a crime
Anything and everything all of the time
[Outro]
EmCould I interest you in everything all of the time? Am
A little bit of everything all of the Gtime
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is B7a crime
Anything and everything and anything and everything
And anything and everything and
All of the