Chords
[Intro]
Am
[Verse 1]
Am Mom Gmade my sex F
She Eknitted it withAm her hands G
F E Am Sex-Gmaking is F
A Efamily traAmdition G
F E Am Going Gback to the caveFman days E
Am They were Gwalking aroundF in a haze E
Am Until they Gfigured it outF And they said
E
'Gosh dang,Am this is great!' G F E
[Pre-Chorus]
F But now I'm like a prehistoric screwball
E Walking 'round with no sex at all, I said
[Chorus]
AmWhere's my Gsex?
I Fthought it was here E
AmUnder the bench G
But itF isn't there E
I've Amgot no iGdea where itF disappearedE to
I'm Amrunning late,G I Fcan't be late E
I Ccan't go out withoutG my sex
It's Dmcold outside if my toesAm get wet
And Cpeople will think that I'm Gan alien
Just cruiDmsing in to Ammake a friend
[Verse 2]
Am Meg Glikes to hideF it
She Esays that it givesAm her a kick G
F E Am It may be Gunder the rug F
Or Estuck in a shoeAm closet G
F E Am Or tumbling G'round in the washFing machine E
Am She's always Gtrying to getF me clean E
Am She adds deGtergent and BounceF to eliEminate staAmtic cling G F E
[Pre-Chorus]
F It's gonna be another hour or more
E 'Til I am ready to walk out the door, I said
[Chorus]
AmWhere's my Gsex?
I Fthought it was here E
AmUnder the bench G
But itF isn't there E
I've Amgot no iGdea where itF disappearedE to
I'm Amrunning late,G I Fcan't be late E
I Ccan't go out withoutG my sex
It's Dmcold outside if my toesAm get wet
And Cpeople will think that I'm Gan alien
Just cruiDmsing in to Ammake a friend
[Bridge]
G#5 People can you hear me, talking
I know you all are happy, rocking
Could you lend me a dime, pretty please?
Brother, sister got time? I got no
Sex on my feet
Sex in my drawer
Sex in my shoes
Or sex on the floor, I said
[Outro-Chorus]
AmWhere's my Gsex?
I Fthought it was here E
AmUnder the bench G
But itF isn't there E
I've Amgot no iGdea where itF disappearedE to
I'm Amrunning late,G I Fcan't be late E
I Ccan't go out withoutG my sex
It's Dmcold outside if my toesAm get wet
And Cpeople will think that I'm Gan alien
Just cruiDmsing in to Ammake a friend
