Chords
[Intro]
F5
[Verse 1]
F5 I read fun facts about the brain and
How it starts to deteriorate when
We get to twenty seven or thereabouts
It got me thinking about my head and what
I can do to help stimulate it, makes me sad, but
I've forgotten what I'm on about
Looked on the bright side, F5
[Verse 2]
F5 got keratitis
And you can't sit there unless you're righteous
I wear a happy face like I'm Ed Gein
I feel all numb now, is that a feeling?
Like a plastic boxed orange with no peel on
I wanna waste, I wanna waste, I wanna waste away
Alone getting high on aF5 Saturday night
[Chorus]
I'm on the edge of a knife Bb5
Nobody cares Db5if I'm deadF5 or alive
Oh, what a wonderful life Bb5
Oi, Debbie Downer, Db5what's your probF5lem?
[Verse 2]
Don't wanna be here, still, call a shotgun
You got the FOMO coursing through my veins
This is not a drill, no, this is the real world
Domesticated, still a little feral
Well, don't you know to chew with your mouth closed?
(And it's all gone wrong!)
Alone getting high on a SaturF5day night
[Chorus]
I'm on the edge of a knife Bb5
Nobody cares if I'm Db5dead or aF5live
Oh, what a wonderful life
Bb5 Oh, what a wonderful life Db5
[Bridge]
Oh,F5 what a wonderful life
Bb5 I got a Type two kinda Db5thirstiness
[Interlude]
F5 A far-out other worldliness
And one day this might hurt me less
But everybody knows I'm still down
Don't tell me what the butcher does
There's no need for the obvious
So ugly, still, it's kinda lush
But everybody knows I made vows
Left feet on the podium
Can't think of an alternate
And hell yeah, I'm the awkwardest
But everybody knows I got bounce
Alone getting high on a Saturday night F5
[Chorus]
F5 I'm on the edge of a knife
NoBb5body cares if I'm dead or Db5alive
Oh,F5 what a wonderful life
Oh, whatBb5 a wonderful life Db5
[Bridge]
Oh, whatF5 a wonderful life
NoboBb5dy cares if I'm dead or aDb5live
Oh, whatF5 a wonderful life Bb5 Db5
[Outro]
F5
