Chords
[Verse 1]
E5 You F#5can try B5holding up a payroll
With your F#5pants around your ankles,
And a G#5darkened plastic bag over your F#5head,
Tied on real tightly.
Put B5sugar in the gas tank of your D#5flat-tired getaway car,
With an G#5amputated arsehole at the F#5wheel.
G#5You can't tell me G5that it's a real F#5steal.
[Chorus]
And you will B5fail,E5 You'll go F#5to B5jail. D#5
And you will B5fail,E5 You'll go F#5to B5jail.
[Verse 2]
D5Try to B5viciously attack a F#5Newtown Jets half backer,
With G#5both hands and legs tied behind your F#5back,
And a sultry shade of B5lipstick on your mouth,
And if you D#5somehow make it out,
G#5Call his mum a hooker on the F#5way.
G#5Well today is G5really not your F#5day.
[Chorus]
And you will B5fail,E5 You'll go F#5to B5jail. D#5
And you will B5fail,E5 You'll go F#5to B5jail.
And you will B5fail,E5 You'll go F#5to B5jail. D#5
And you will B5fail,E5 You'll go F#5to B5jail. D5
[Break]
B5 E5 G5 C5Oooh!
[Verse 3]
D#5Try C5saving all the trees, or G5free the refuges.
Or A5prove you're not a coward
By G5killing Johnny Howard.
C5Murder all the Racists,
Welcome E5blokes from other places.
A5Force everyone to stop eating G5meat.
I A5wouldn't bother G#5getting off your G5seat.
[Bridge]
I G5wouldn't bother G#5trying you'll just C5end up doing time.
And if you F5want to make a G5difference
You'll just C5end up in a A5prison,
Getting F5buggered every G#5time you go to G5sleep.
[Chorus]
And you will C5fail,F5 You'll go G5to C5jail. E5
And you will C5fail,F5 You'll go G5to C5jail.
And D#5you will C5fail,F5 You'll go G5to C5jail. E5
And you will C5fail,F5 You'll go G5to C5jail. D#5 C5
