Chords
[Intro]
E E7 A
Am
[Verse 1]
ELife isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When IG# was a kid on VoIP
I thoughtC#m when I get older
I'd Amarry her, I Amtold her
ENow I'm twentysix and I work in an office
G#Nine till five's not the best, I'll be honest
C#m If I could change a single thing
A I'd make it Amme and not him Asus2/F#
[Chorus]
ABut he's in your bed, I'mAm in your Twitch chat
E AI've got the key and he'sAm just a doormat
E And Aeven though he's got Amsocial skills
That Edoesn't mean I can't pay the bills
AAnyway, make the Ammost of him
'Cause Eshe moves on pretty G#bloody quick, ohAoh Am
F#mYour new boyfriend's an arsehole
Woo
[Interlude]
E G# C#m A
E G# C#m A Am
[Verse 2]
And yeah, I've met Jared
Of course, I've met Jared
The G#one who took you away from me
C#m You hit it off instantly
I Aknow, 'cause you won't stop Amtelling me
EI've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
G#Push against his fashion sense
I've C#mthought about what he looks like nude
A I'm not gay,Am E though
[Bridge]
E'Cause she's living theG# dream
C#mOh, she's living the dream
AFrom back when we Amwere sevenEteen
She's living theG# dream
C#mOh, she's living the dream
AFrom back when we Amwere sevenEteen
[Verse 3]
How on earth could I be saved?
When I'm one click away from inC#msane
I just think that I deserve
AA little bit ofAm what I earned
EI'm not gonna make another scene
G#The one I made when I was twentythree
Means C#mI'm not allowed in Disney A Am Asus2/F#
[Chorus]
AWorld But he's in your bed, Am
I'm in your TwitchE Achat I've got the key and Am
he's just a doorEmat
AAnd even though he's Amgot social skills
EThat doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
AAnyway, make the Ammost of him
E'Cause she moves on G#pretty bloody quick, Aohoh Am F#m
Your new boyfriend's an arse
[Interlude]
E G# C#m A Am hole
[Outro]
EI think about you every G#day C#m
So how on earth can IA be Esaved?
I think about him a lotG# as C#mwell
Maybe if he wasn't fineA asAm hell
E'Cause you're beauty
And G#you're grace
C#mYour telephone calls areA my faAmvourite place
AndE I want you to G#noticeC#m me
With no restraining Aorder,Am please Jason DeErulo
I want you to G#care C#m
I want to smell Ayour Am
E G# C#m A Am
