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[Pre-Chorus]
I Bbmissed my friend's enEbgagement
Cause AbI'm Aalways Bblate
Missed my girlfriend's Ebultrasound
Ab Cause I'm Aalways Bblate Eb
Bb Had a job Ebinterview but I woke Abup Ain a Bbstate
But ask me if I'd Ebdo it again and AbI would Asay "oBbkay"
I'm always Bblate
[Chorus]
I'm Ebalways late
Ab I'm Aalways Bblate I'm al Eb
ways Bblate
I'm Ebalways late
Ab I'm Aalways Bblate I don't Eb
eBbven own Eba watch butAb man, Awouldn't that Bbbe great? Ask Eb
me Bbif I'd do it Ebagain and I would Absay "oAkay"
I'm Bbalways late
[Verse 1]
It's Bbthe number Ebone faffer
Number one bagAbpackAing slacker
BbNumber one traffic jammer
Yeah I Ebgot the radio on but Gbeven Lionel Ritchie Gcan't stopAb this anger
AI'm lookBbing at my cabEbbie like "Boss
Have you ever seen Men In Black?"
Yes inBb fact, remember Ebthat bit when they push a Abred button Aand go super Bbfast
Can we do that yeah?
Nah, apparentEbly not
So now I gotta Abring my friend andA think on Bbthe spot, I'm like Eb
"Yeah, I'm Bbgonna be another Ebforty minutes
BecauseAb I just saved an Aorphan"Bbwicked
Yeah I'm forever late And Eb
when I die I'll get turned Abaway from heaAven's gate And Bb
there'll be hell Ebto pay
They'reBb like, "Yo, you were supposed Ebto be here yesterday"
AndAb I'm like, "SorAry I didn't fuckBbing die sooner"
[Pre-Chorus]
I missed Bbmy best friend's wedEbding
Cause I'm AbalwAays late
BbMissed my first kid beEbing born
CauseAb I'm alAways late BbMissed Eb
Bb my own birthEbday, cause I woke up Abthe Anext day
BbBut ask me if I'd do Ebit again and I Abwould say, A"okay"
BbI'm always late
[Chorus]
BbI'm alEbways late
I'mAb alAways late BbI'm always Eb
late
BbI'm alEbways late
I'mAb alAways late BbI Eb
Bbdon't even own Eba watch but man, Abwouldn't that Abe great? BbAsk Eb
Bbme if I'd do Ebit again and I Abwould say A"okay"
[Verse 2]
BbYo, blame it on the alBbcohol or on a reefer Blame Eb
it on a twoweek Abstint in AIbiza BbBlame it on Eb
the Sun, orBb on FIEbFA
Blame it on the last Abepisode Aof GameBb of Thrones, bruv Ab
Yeah, BbI got girlfriends actEbing Khaleesi
Time Abdrags on Aand I'm late Bbwhen they see me
It's Luigi tryn Ebna get a star
Going douAbblefast just Ato keep my prinBbcess peachy
Real talk though, time's Eba language
And you Abcan eat my lackAofpunctuaBblity sandwich
It's not all London and EbManhattan
There are plaAbces on Earth Athan enBbjoy relaxing
UnBbtil then I'll get a flat white Ebwith added lack of Abnaptime And A
whatever Bbwill help me Ebfucking not miss my Bbcommitments
I fall Ebvictim to thinkAbing eveArything will just Bbgo smoothAbly
[Pre-Chorus]
Now Bbmy best friend hates Ebme
Cause I'm AbalwAays late
BbAnd my family's moved Ebaway
CauseAb I'm alAways late BbIt Eb
Bb ain't even ChristEbmas, but it feels like AbholAiday
BbCause now I ain't got shit Ebto do so I Abcan sleep Aall day
BbI'm always late
[Chorus]
BbI'm alEbways late
I'mAb alAways late BbI'm always Eb
late
BbI'm alEbways late
I'mAb alAways late BbI Eb
Bbdon't even own Eba watch but man, Abwouldn't that Abe great? BbAsk Eb
Bbme if I'd do Ebit again and I Abwould say A"okay"
BbI'm always late
[Outro]
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