Chords
[Intro]
F#m
[Verse 1]
Ask if we can have six in, if not we'll have to have two
You're coming up our end aren't you? So I'll get one with you
Oh won't he let us have six in? Especially not with the food
He coulda just told us no though, he dint have to be rude
[Verse 2]
You see her in the green dress? She talked to me at the bar
How come its already two pound fifty? We've only gone about a yard
Dint ya see she were gorgeous, she was beyond belief
But this lad at the side drinking a Smirnoff ice came and paid for her Tropical Reef
[Chorus]
And I'm Bsitting going backwards, and I Adidn't want to leave
I said, B"It's High Green mate,E via FHillsborough F#mplease!"
[Verse 3]
Well how funny was that sketch earlier, up near that taxi rank
Oh no you will have missed it, think it was when you went to the bank
These two lads squaring up proper shoutin', 'bout who was next in the queue
The kind of thing that would seem so silly but not when they've both had a few
[Bridge]
Well Bcalm down temper temper, you Ashouldn't get so annoyed
You're Bacting like a silly littleA boy
[Chorus]
They Bwanted to be men and do some Afighting in the street
He said Bno surrender,E no chance Fof retreat F#m
[Bridge]
B A B A And so whyB are we in a taxi?
[Chorus]
'Cause I Adidn't want to leave
I said, "It's HighB Green mate,E via FHillsboroF#mugh please!"
[Outro]
Drunken plots hatched to jump it, ask around are ya sure?
Went for it but the red light was showing
And the red light indicates doors are secured