Chords
[Verse 1]
I want to beAm a field day for the C
Sundays so they can
G Fuck up my life E
[Verse 2]
Am Embarrass my Cwife
G And leave a bad taste E
[Chorus]
AmStriped toothpaste can't Cremove on
Monday morEnings
I want to be a target for the dailies so they can show
Pictures of me with a nude on page three
So lacking in taste
AmTouched up near the waist, lookingC as limp as
GMonday morEning
[Outro]
AmTouched up near the waist, lookingC as limp as
Monday GmorEning
