Chords
[Intro]
E
[Pre-Verse]
E D#m7 B F#
E D#m7 B
F#
[Verse 1]
EI've met someone that makes me feel seasick
B Oh, what a skill to have,F# oh, what a skill to Ehave
So, many skills that make her distinctive
B But they're not mine to have,F# no, they're not mine
WheEnever she looks I read the nearest paper
B No, I don't care about the soaps F#
No, I don't care about the Esoaps
Though I'm Bacting like I'm in an EastF#Enders epiEsode
[Chorus]
D#m7 If Bthis is a romcom
B/A#Kill the director
E D#m7 If Bthis is a romcom
B/A#Kill the director, Eplease
[Verse 2]
ECarrots help us see much better in the D#m7dark
Don't Btalk to girls, they'll F#break your heart
And Ethis is my head and this is my D#m7spout
They Bwork together, they F#can't figure anything Eout
So, with the angst of a teenage band
Here'sB another song about a genF#der I'll never underEstand
Here's Banother song about a genF#der I'll never underEstand
[Chorus]
D#m7 If Bthis is a romcom
B/A#Kill the director
E D#m7 If Bthis is a romcom
B/A#Kill the director
E D#m7 If Bthis is a romcom
B/A#Kill the director, Eplease B
[Interlude]
EThis is no D#m7Bridget Jones
G#mThis is no ABridget, Bridget
EThis is no D#m7Bridget Jones
G#mThis is no ABridget, Bridget
EThis is no D#m7Bridget Jones
G#mThis is no ABridget, Bridget
EThis is no D#m7Bridget Jones
G#mThis is no ABridget, Bridget
[Chorus]
EThis is no D#m7Bridget Jones
G#mThis is no ABridget, Bridget
EThis is no D#m7Bridget Jones
G#mThis is no ABridget, Bridget
EThis is no D#m7Bridget Jones
[Outro]
G#mThis is no ABridget, Bridget EJones
