Chords
[Intro]
Em Bm Em Bm F G
F G
[Verse I]
AmOnceG there was this Ckid who
FGot into an Caccident and Gcouldn't come to Cschool
But Fwhen he finally Gcame Cback
GHis ChairF had turned from Cblack into brightG white
He Absaid that it was Cfrom when
The Abcars had smashed him Fso hard
[Interlude]
Em Bm Em Bm
F G F G
[Verse 2]
AmOnceG there was this Cgirl who
FWouldn't go and Cchange with the Ggirls in the Cchange room
But Fwhen they finally Gmade Cher
GThey CsawF birthmarks all Cover her boGdy
She Abcouldn't quite exCplain it
They'd Abalways just Fbeen there
[Chorus]
Em Bm Em Bm F G F G
Em Bm
Em Bm
F G F G
[Bridge]
Dm But both girl and Cboy wereG glad
Dm 'Cause one kid had it Cworse thanG that
[Verse 3]
F 'Cause AmthenG there was this Cboy whose
FParents made him Ccome directly Ghome right after Cschool
And Fwhen they went to Gtheir Cchurch
GThey CshookF and lurched all Cover the churchG floor
He Abcouldn't quite expClain it
They'd Abalways just Fgone there
[Chorus]
Em Bm Em Bm F G F G
Em Bm
Em Bm
F G F G
[Outro]
Dm C G Dm C G
F C Dm C G
Dm C G F C
Dm C G
[Fade-out]
Dm C G F C
Dm C G Dm C G
