Chords
[Intro]
E5 D5 A5 E5 D5 A5
E5 D5 A5
E5 D5
[Verse 1]
A5 My vaF#5gina E5has two sets of D5lips
A5 But I F#5don't get D5monthly blood E5drips
A5 My vaF#5gina E5hardly even D5used
A5 F#5 E5 D5
[Verse 2]
A5 My vaF#5gina's got E5lots of extra D5skin
A5 They took my F#5outtie and D5made it an E5in
A5 Changing F#5Donnie to MaE5rie OsD5mond
A5 F#5 E5 D5
[Chorus]
B5 OperationE5 successfull
A5 But now I gotta pee
F#5 Through a miniature hole
B5 Gotta rememberE5 to put the seat down
A5 And when I wipe my ass
F#5 I go from front to back
B5 Cause I don't want a E5bladder infection
[Pre-Verse]
A5 F#5 E5 D5 A5 F#5 E5 D5
A5 F#5 E5 D5 A5 E5 D5
[Verse 3]
A5 I never F#5thought I'd miss my E5vas defeD5rans
A5 I traded it F#5in for a D5pair of huge E5cans
A5 Now I F#5get to hang with E5lesbiD5ans
A5 F#5 E5 D5
[Chorus]
B5 OperationE5 paid up front
A5 Now I show all my friends
F#5 My new designer cunt
B5 They think I'm kinda weird
E5 But that's OK with me
A5 Cause now I kick their ass
Playing from the ladies tee
B5 There's nothing finer than E5having a vagina
[Outro]
A5 F#5 E5 D5 A5 F#5 E5 D5
