Chords
[Intro]
GOh, listen up
Young man, there's a there's a young Bbman, he writes stories
He's a wriCter, a little writer boy
He falls in Glove with a girl, girl already has a boyfriend
She kinda loves him back, but not really
They're just really good friends, and that's fine
He understands, it's rational
[Verse 1]
GHi, what's your name? How are you? How's your life?
BbOh, you got a man? Are you in Clove? If so, what type?
G Is it just platonic, strictly just as friends
Or the Bbtype that ties you two together C'til tomorrow's end?
If it Gis, disregard every time I call you pretty
Though it's Bbmeant sincerely, it's just my iCmagination drifting
G Brush me off like the dirt on JayZ' shoulders
So I Bbfall to ground, collect myself and Cget ready to take over your Gheart
Or at least your spare time
[Chorus]
G And I love the thought of being with you
Or Bbmaybe it's the thought of not Cbeing so alone!
G Hey, the second one's way sadder than the first one
BbBut I don't Cknow
I love the thought of Gbeing with you
BbOr maybe it's the thought of not Cbeing so alone!
G The second one's way sadder than the first one
ButBb I don't Cknow
We should go and get a friggin' cup of Gcoffee
[Verse 2]
And I'll act friendly and I Bbwon't pull any stunts
But I'm a Clittle stunt puller from Gbirth
So I don't know what to tell you
If I try to conBbfess my love for...C scones
GI just wanna say something real quick, please shh, listen
BbI love...C these scones
GJust the diversity between the selection they have here
The blueberry, the raspberry, strawberry, pumpkin
Even which is Bbbasically a friggin' squash
How they gonna make Ca scone out of a freaking squash?
G Oh, wow, wow
That shit blows my mind
That's BbElon Musk just Cin his little lab cooking up, baGby
But what were you talking about?
Oh yeah, your boyfriend made you mad the other Bbday?
What was he saying? Oh, Cwhat do I think? Hm...
G He was being mean at that partpoint?
But I'm sure he's gonna turn around at some... point, as well
[And]
[Chorus]
G I love the thought of being with you
Or Bbmaybe it's the thought of not Cbeing so alone!
G The second one's way sadder than the first one
BbBut I don't Cknow
I love the thought of Gbeing with you, whoa, whoa, whoa
Or Bbmaybe it's the thought of not Cbeing so alone!
G Shit, I love being I Bblove being loved, but
Don't like Ccrying on the phone
[Verse 3]
GHi, wassup?
Yeah, what's going on?
Oh yeah, Bbshe told me a lot about you, Cyeah, uhhuh
It's soG great you're doing all of those things
You should Bbkeep doing all of them IC think
GOh yeah, my name's Hobo Johnson
People like to say I'm a rapper, I'm actually not
I produced thisBb myself, I'm hella Cfucking proud of Git
But yeah, she like she's so nice
She was so nice and cared aBbbout me, no one else did
Literally, I don't think CI've ever felt love before that
She's a Gpeach... scone
She's a peach scone, yes
[And]
[Chorus]
G I love the thought of being with her
BbI just really hope that she Cdoesn't get hurt, y' know?
G They say it takes two years to come back Bbdown to CEarth
From that lovely Gplace that you've been, I heard it's so nice
Good for you guys,Bb I'm I'm glad CBeing so alone!
And if you Gfind someone who loves you for who you are
Keep loving Bb'em, man
'Cause that Cshit happens like, once in a lifetime,G y'know?
[Outro]
And who am I to get in the way of someoneBb living their ClifetimeG Y'know?
And I hope you're doing really well, I haven't talked to you in a while
But uh,Bb I found someone else who realy loves me for who I Cam
But I don't call them enough, and that's why they moved away
I'm gonna call them right now, she wants me to call her
Okay, bye
