Chords
[Intro]
Cmaj7 B5 Em Cmaj7 B5 Em
Cmaj7 B5 Em
Cmaj7
F#dim/C
B5 Three important rules for breaking up
[Verse 1]
Cmaj7 Don't put off breaking up when you know you want to
B5 Prolonging the situEmation only makes it worse
Cmaj7 Tell him honestly, simply, kindly, but B5firmly
Don't make a Embig production
Don't make up Cmaj7an elaborate story
This will help you avoid a big tear B5jerking scene
If you Emwant to date other people F#dim/Csay so
Be prepared for the boy to feel hurt and reB5jected
Even if you've gone together for only a short time
Cmaj7 And haven't been too serious
There's still a feeling B5of rejection
When someone says she Emprefers the company of others
Cmaj7To your exclusive company
But if you're honest, and direct
B5 And avoid making a floEmwery emotional speech
When you Cmaj7break the news
The boy will respect you for your frankness
B5And honestly he'll appEmreciate the kind and
Straightforward F#dim/Cmanner in which you told him your decision
Unless he's a real B5jerk or a cry baby you'll remain friends
I'm head of the class Am
[Chorus]
I'm popular G
I'm a quarterback Am
I'm popular G
My mom says I'm a catch Am
I'm popular G
I'm never last picked F
I got a cheerleading chick C
[Verse 2]
Cmaj7 Being attractive is the most imB5portant thing there is
EmIf you wanna catch the biggest Cmaj7fish in your pond
You have to be as attractive as possiB5ble
Make sure to keep your Emhair spotless and clean
Cmaj7 Wash it at least every two weeks
OnceB5 every two weeks
And if Emyou see Johnny Football Hero F#dim/Cin the hall
Tell him he played a great game
Tell him B5you liked his article in the newspaper
I'm the party star Am
[Chorus]
I'm popular G
I've got my own car Am
I'm popular G
I'll never get caught Am
I'm popular G
I make football bets F
I'm the teacher's pet C
[Verse 3]
Cmaj7 I propose we support B5a one month limit on Emgoing steady
Cmaj7I think It would keep people more able to deal B5with weird situations Em
And get to know more people
Cmaj7 I think if you're ready to go out with Johnny
B5Now's the time to tell him about your Emone month limit
F#dim/CHe won't mind, he'll appreciate your fresh look on dating
B5 And once you've dated someone else, you can date him aCmaj7gain
I'm sure he'll like it
Everyone will appreB5ciate it You're so novel, Em
what a good idea
Cmaj7 You can keep your time to yourself
You don't need date B5insurance
You can go Emout with whoever you want to
Cmaj7 Every boy, every boy in the B5whole world could be yours Em
If you'll just lisF#dim/Cten to my plan
The teenage guide to B5popularity
I'm head of the class Am
[Chorus]
I'm popular G
I'm a quarterback Am
I'm popular G
My mom says I'm a catch Am
I'm popular G
I'm never last picked F
I'm a cheerleading chick C
I'm the party star Am
I'm popular G
I've got my own car Am
I'm popular G
I'll never get caught Am
I'm popular G
I'm the teacher's pet
F I make football bets C Am